A/N:Well… This is my first fanfic ever here in FanFiction. This is mainly for to test how does things work.
Also, disclaimer: Naruto is owned by Kishimoto Masashi.
Without further ado, here's-
Naruto and Oneshot of Randomness
Uzumaki Naruto was walking through Konoha to get some Ichiraku ramen. Just like every day.
"Well, duh! Ramen is Food of Gods and Ichiraku Ramen is God of Ramens -ttebayo!" Naruto declared to writer.
…Wait.
You can hear me?
"Of course I can hear you, thanks to Kurama." Naruto said, referring to his bijuu tenant, Kyuubi no Yoko, Kurama.
Seriously?
"Well, since apparently because I'm the strongest of 9 bijuu, I am capable of not only healing myself effectively and sensing negative emotions, but also travelling in time, breaking the fourth wall, genderbending, making a pretty damn good chimichangas and whatever you fanfiction writers want me to do for your plot." said Kurama. "And since kit is my jinchuuriki, (s)he can do all those things too."
…Chimichangas? Where did you learn to do those?
"It doesn't matter -ttebayo!" said Naruto. "Now, what am I going to do in this fanfic beside eating ramen?"
Ummm… You have hot sex with Hinata?
"Already done in multiple fanfics. And also with so many other people. It's surprising I'm not completely bored with so much sex, now that I think about it. What else there is?"
…You discover that you're heir of Uzumaki Cl-
"Done."
You travel back in time to prevent-
"-Deaths of my parents, Old Man Sandaime and Ero-Sennin? Sasuke getting cursed seal? Me not being so oblivious idiot? So done."
You're banished from Konoha-
"Because I did the right thing and defended myself? Didn't made sense then and doesn't make sense now. Also, already done."
Well, what about-
"Done!" Naruto and Kurama yelled together.
Hey! You didn't let me finish properly!
"Oh, I'm sure it was something really original." said Kurama sarcastically. "The point is there's nothing we haven't done in fanfictions."
Well… What would you want to do then?!
Naruto and Kurama both froze.
"I don't think-" Naruto started.
"-anyone has ever-" Kurama continued.
"asked us that." both finished.
Well… Now it's your chance.
Naruto and Kurama looked to each other, nodded, looked to writer and said at the same time:
"To have perfectly normal day."
… … …
…That's it?
Naruto and Kurama nodded.
Alright… I'm sure I can do that.
And thus Naruto and Kurama proceed to have perfectly normal day.
The End
… … …
…Well, that was boring. Let's liven the things up a bit!
Narutoko was having the epic battle against some OC that was OP as hell, but don't worry, ladies and gentlemen, Narutoko and Kuramako has also epic ability which they gained by having sex with all the shinobi of Konoha through time travel. What are your thoughts, Narutoko and Kuramako?
" I. HATE. YOU. SO. MUCH –TTEBAYO!"
"OH WAIT 'TILL I GET MY PAWS ON YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-"
Language, Kuramako. And you're welcome.
A/N: So… That was my first fanfic. Please review!
