You're Like Ramen
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Warnings: SasuNaru, some sexual implications.
Author's Notes: This came to me when I was watching Shrek, when Donkey was trying to figure out why Shrek was like an onion.
"You know, Sasuke…You're like Ramen."
Sasuke looked over at the number one surprising ninja. "Excuse me?"
Naruto grinned, blue eyes crinkled with delight. "You're like Ramen."
Sasuke raised an eyebrow. "uh…huh…." Turning his head back up toward the clouds, he asked absentmindedly. "And why am I like Ramen?"
Naruto furrowed his eyebrows and bit his lip. "Because…hmm…Because…"
Sasuke's left eye twitched. This guy was unreal. Exactly how short term was his memory?
"Wah!" Naruto exclaimed sadly. "I can't remember!" He pulled at his blond hair, completely frustrated.
Sasuke sighed. And turned away, attempting to ignore the blond next to him. But he felt two hands grasp his dark blue shirt, and two bright blue eyes pleading.
"Oh please Sasuke! Help me remember!" Naruto yanked at the shirt, causing Sasuke to choke. "Saaasukee…" Naruto whined.
"Fine! Fine." Sasuke rolled his eyes, and guessed lazily, an arrogant smirk slowly spreading across his face. "Is it because I'm hot?"
"NO!" Naruto glared.
"…because I taste good?"
Naruto flushed red. "NO!"
Sasuke rolled over on his side and flopped his arm over Naruto, his hand resting dangerously on Naruto's thigh. "Or is it because I make you feel all warm inside." Sasuke's breath made Naruto shudder as heinched his hand tauntingly upward.
Naruto turned red from embarrassment, anger, and arousal. Slapping Sasuke's hand away, Naruto shoved Sasuke farther away from himself, all the while screaming "No! Sasuke-pervert!"
Sasuke glared, angry that Naruto was rejecting his advances. "Is it because I don't talk, and blabber about how my lover's like a random food item?"
Naruto pouted and glowered at Sasuke. "Teme."
"Hn. Dobe."
The two lied in silence for a while.
But before long, Sasuke stood up and brushed himself off. Naruto looked up curiously.
"Come on, Dobe. Let's go get some Ramen."
Naruto's eyes lit up and he jumped up happily. "YAY! Sasuke does love me!" He gripped Sasuke's hand as they made their way toward the ramen stand.
It was a quiet walk, mostly because Naruto was too busy thinking about ramen and Sasuke, and Sasuke...hejust didn't talk. But they still enjoyed each others company.
"Sasuke?"
"Hn?"
"I know why you're like Ramen."
Sasuke looked over at Naruto, surprised that Naruto still was thinking about that.
A bright, heartwarming smile. "Because I love Ramen."
Author's Notes: Blah. fluffiness, cheesiness, and all the other -ness. well that took me... what? 10 minutes?well,please review.
