A/N - Okay, so, originally this was going to be something completely different... but it ended up at this. I think I can blame the complete fluff-filled goodness that is Wild at Heart, as I just watched last week's episode and seeing all those gorgeous animals put me in a randomly good mood. Rated for a few bad words, but I couldn't help myself.
"I think we should call this one Ziggy."
"But you're Ziggy, it'll get confusing if there are two of you," Blink said and Ziggy chewed his lip, holding the little ball of blonde fluff closer to him.
"How about… um…"
"I think we should call this one Shit," Sid grinned, looking down at the brown puppy in her arms.
"Only if I can call mine Fucker," Link smirked.
"We are not calling two little puppies… that," Blink said, and Sid pouted.
"Fine."
"How about Bollocks?" Meat suggested, playing with the smallest of the dogs.
"No."
"Well what would you suggest?" Sid asked, rolling her eyes.
"Well I don't know…" Blink shrugged, "I wasn't exactly planning for this. We didn't even know that Lady was pregnant until two weeks ago," he said, crouching to stroke the larger dog trying to round up her week old pups.
"Tramp works fast," Link looked over to where the big black dog was, as usual, fast asleep. "No one even noticed him leave."
"Well I'm calling this one Merlin," Mot spoke up, scratching the top of the only black puppy's head. "And that one can be Arthur," she nodded towards the blonde one.
"Merlin and Arthur…" Sid raised an eyebrow. "Have you been reading again?"
"Maybe."
"So we have two puppies with names…" Meat smiled at the one she was holding then looked around. "Only another nine to go."
"I still want to call mine Fucker," Link told them, grinning.
"Call him what you like," Blink snorted. "You're still not naming him."
