A/N : This came as an idea to me after I read a few lovely yaoi stories of PoT and I wondered how it would be like for you to pick your own ideal guy from the series. It's just like a menu to who you want as your perfect boyfriend. It probably sounds really weird, but at least try it out. I will change characters every chapter and the characters may be as normal as Oishi, to as bizarre as Horio. Of course, I won't abandon other teams like Fudoumine, Yamabuki, Hyoutei, and the such. This story (well, if you can call it that) contains silliness, oocness and randomness. Read at your own risk. dundundundun I do not own The Prince of Tennis (Tennis no Oujisama) in any way and I'm not selling them for real (yar, you wish, right?). I hope this idea isn't over-used.
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Kina: Welcome to 'Love, Set, Match'! Find your perfect Match! Where all your tennis dreams come true!
Tezuka: How corny can you get? FIFTY LAPS!
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Love, Set, Match!
1. Kawamura Takashi
Name : Kawamura Takashi
Nickname : Taka-san
School : Seigaku
Year : 3rd Year
Birthday : November 18th
Constellation (yes, I'm adding this for all you horoscope fanatics) : Scorpio
Height : 180 cm
Blood Type : A
Sexuality : eh... Straight? 0.o
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Fuji: Of course, he's straight. He doesn't even notice my little 'accidental' touches... Oops...
Takashi: Eh, Fuji? What touches? You mean the one whe—
Fuji quickly covers up Takashi's mouth.
Fuji: Taka-san, not in front of the kids!
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Playing Style : Aggressive Baseliner
Dominant Hand : Right-handed
Skill : Burning Serve
Family : Father, Mother.
Favorite Subject : Math
Favorite Color : Aqua
Hobby : Monopoly
Quotes : BURNING!; GREATO!; COME ON BABY!.
Description : Timid and shy. And forgetful. Yeap, that's what you think of Takashi when you see him. Without a racket. His personality changes drastically when he gets hold of one. Once he has a tennis racket in his hands, he gets fired up and is ready to ROLL.
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Takashi: BURRRRRNNNNIIIINNNNNGGGGGGGG!!! GREATO!
Kina: Oi! Who gave him the racquet!? –suspects Fuji- Oishi! Take it away and tie him up. Nobody'll want to buy him after that display!
Oishi drags Takashi over to the other side of the shop and beats him up before stuffing a piece of cloth into his mouth.
Takashi: Murf... BLURMMIIINNNNGG!
Horio: Is that my SHIRT?!
Ryoma: Who knows? You have a million of them in your closet. I bet it's like a evolution chart, ranging from small, cute sizes to big, bad-ass sizes for later on. Green is so not your color.
Horio: -twitch- Green is SO my color! I should know, since I have two years experience—
Kina whaps Horio upside the head.
Kina: Eheheh –smiles sweetly- Don't worry about him. –whispers- He's just a bit defective. We try to fix him once in a while, but we have already lost hope. Let's move on, shall we?
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His father owns a sushi shop (a great choice for all you food lovers out there) and often treats the Seigaku regulars when they win a game. He's usually too kind for his own good, as he likes to help out his father with the shop when he should be practicing his tennis. Takashi, or Taka-san, depends on his power and strength to win the match. He's sometimes paired up with Fuji for Doubles 2.
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Eiji: Ne, Oishi, you're mean!
Eiji flounces away while Oishi chases him around, desperately trying to make up.
Kina: Kabaji!
Kabaji grabs both Oishi and Eiji by the collar and tosses them into the back room.
Atobe: -gasp- Nobody tells Kabaji what to do except for ore-sama! Ore- sama's the best! Nobody beats ore-sama! Kab—
Kina gets up and throws Atobe into the back room as well.
Atobe: -faintly- AI!!!! Ore-sama thinks ore-sama broke a naaaiiillll!!!
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Partnership : You'll have to deal with his split personality every so often. If you desire the caring type, make sure your date is absolutely AWAY from tennis racquets. Do not even go NEAR tennis shops OR people like Fuji unless you want your date ruined by constant BURNINGs. However, if you are more of the feisty type, just hand the darn racquet over and wait for approximately 3 seconds (yes, we train his metamorphosis speed everyday). If you have acute hearing, be sure to have mufflers at the ready. We do not want to destroy your hearing now, would we?
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Now, for a brief interview with our dear Taka-san...
Kina unties (and un-gags) poor Takashi and calmly takes away the racquet, hiding it carefully from the watchful... closed eyes of Fuji.
Fuji: Eh... –smiles-
Kina: So, Takashi. When did you start having your split personality?
Takashi: Ore? I didn't know I had one... 0.0
Kina: Eh... Very well then—
Horio: With my two years of experience, I can tell that you had it since birth. Most... er... –squints- SEECHOLOGEEKAL—
Katchiro: Eh? SEECHOLOGEEKAL? What's that?
Dan runs in with the dictionary.
Dan: ... I think he means 'psychological', desu!
Inui: -glints- What babbling... I should bring in a jar of Penal Tea the next time we sell another Perfect Match.
Dan: EH! –shrinks away- Hai, desu!...
Horio: -blushes- Heh, of course I mean, eh, 'psychological'. I was just testing you to see if you had the same knowledge as I do!
Kina: -grumbles- So much for our mini interview...
Takashi: BUUUUURRRRRNNNNNIIIIIINNNNGGGGGGGGG!!!! GREATO!!! SEE ME ROAR! RRRAAAWWWRRR!!!
Kina: How the hell...? ... FUJI!!
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Kina: And there's our first Match for you! If you feel like buying our Takashi, please dial 555-MATCH. This Takashi you see now is just for display and not for sale. However, we do have 5 more Takashi's in the back room! And for only 20 bucks, since he doesn't need high maintenance. Leave a review with Monopoly money to buy Takashi and one will be sent your way immediately. We even throw in pink mufflers, a tennis racquet, AND Horio's shirt for free! Offer ends June 21rst! Refunds and exchanges not acceptable.
Horio: WHAT!?
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A/N : So how was that? I hope it's not too confusing. If you would like more Matches, just leave a review. =D You may even choose who you want for your next Match, and I'll consider it =D
