Hello There!
This is a story I've come up with, where each chapter is going to make up a compilation of short stories based on Disney songs. The stories may or may not be close to the actual lyrics of the song, but the overall idea is that they are 'based' on the songs. They will all be in the Harry Potter Series, but I will use different eras, pairings, friendships, characters, etc.
I hope you like it. Please review once you're done, it's always very supportive and encouraging to know that people read your stories. Offer constructive critisism if you can, please. Thank you!
Disclaimer:
All Harry Potter characters and places belong to the one and only Joanne Katherine Rowling.
All Disney songs I will use belong to Walt Disney Records.
SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUR
(James Sirius Potter, Lily Luna Potter, and Albus Severus Potter in the New Generation Era)
"James Sirius Potter! What in Merlin's name are you doing outside my window at this hour? Do you know what time it is?"
"Don't know, don't care, sis. Let me in, please,"
"I don't even know why I'm helping you sneak out like this,"
"S'mom home?"
"She went out with dad, you lucky bastard"
"Oh, that's mondoloridispicuous"
"Mondo, what?"
"Mondoloridispicuous of course,"
"How much did you drink, James?"
"A mondoloridispicuous amount,"
"You're aware that makes absolutely no sense, right?"
"You're the one not making any sense,"
"Yes I am,"
"How?"
"How?"
"Yes. How do you make sense? Does it have to boil?"
"No, James, sense does not have to boil,"
"Mondoloridispicuous,"
"Was that an insult?"
"You're supposed to think I'm cel…vercl…cler…"
"Clever?"
"That's the word,"
"How could you possibly figure that out?"
"I'm mondoloridispicuous!"
"Sure you are,"
"Bet you don't know a word half that long,"
"Touché,"
"Mondoloridispicuous!"
"…"
"…"
"You do know that you're drooling, right?"
"Am not,"
"Are so,"
"Am not,"
"Are so. You have saliva coming out of your mouth,"
"That's actually water, little sis,"
"Still called drooling,"
"I'm leaking!"
"People don't leak, James,"
"I'M LEAKING!"
"Well, if it's going to help you get that firewhiskey off your system, wonderful!"
"Guess what?"
"What?"
"Firewhiskey's mondoloridispicuous!"
"…"
"Do you not agree?"
"…"
"I agree,"
"You can't agree with yourself, retard,"
"'Course I can!"
"Are you good with tongue-tiers?"
"Toun…tang…tongar…what?"
"Tongue-tiers. Are you good at them?"
"Why?"
"Just wondered, cause you seem to have no trouble saying that word of yours,"
"Mondoloridispicuous?"
"Mhm…"
"T's easy!"
"Sure it is,"
"It's mondoloridispicuous itself!"
"And what exactly does that mean?"
"…"
"…?"
"Everything,"
"Everything?"
"Everything,"
"What?"
"Everything!"
"No, I heard you. I heard you make no sense whatsoever, again. I think you'd better go to bed, now, before you hurt anyone else."
"Who have I hurt?"
"Yourself,"
"Have not!"
"Then, my brain. Let's take you to your room, there we go,"
"Was my room always pink?"
"Yeah, you've always been a little girl at heart,"
"Oh, well it definitely wasn't always spinning, was it?"
"You're the one spinning,"
"I am?"
"Yes,"
"Oh. Okay, well…"
"Go to sleep before dad gets home,"
"Mondoloridispicuous…"
"Will you stop saying that word? I have no clue what it even means, and frankly, I don't think you do either,"
"I've told you, it's everyth-"
"Right, everything, whatever; goodnight, James,"
"G'night,"
"Lily?"
"Hey, Al. I didn't know you were awake,"
"Yeah, was that James?"
"Correct."
"Let me guess. He was out drinking?"
"Way too much,"
"How's he feeling?"
"Mondoloridispicuous,"
