It's been so long sense I spread chaos.
The person who thought this snickered as he watched the new Invaders stand proudly. He was waiting. The one person or Irken he wanted to see would definitely be here or die trying.
"WAIT!" An obnoxious voice shouted startling the Tallest from their self-praise.
"Zim." Purple, one of two leaders of these green, bug eyed alien's.
"Yes, it is I the Almighty Zim. I'm here for a mission." The short Irken with big red insect eye's said. And as the Tallest began to shove him away with a sandwich, the teen decided hell was ready to be let loose.
This is going to be entertaining. The power suddenly went out, earning gasps and a few screams.
"Zim! What did you do?!" Red's voice demanded. The light's suddenly came back on and the audience gasped as in the middle of the room a pile of Irken guards lay. Adding on to the fact, some odd creature sat casually on top of them playing with a switchblade could have made anyone unnerved.
The creature had two ears, a nose, hair black as outer space that seemed to defy gravity by sticking up on top, pale skin, amber eyes that gleamed with amusement, and a smirk that spelt 'Touch me and I'll kill you.' Judging by the pile, he would keep that promise.
" Hello." It said cheerily as if nothing was wrong with this scene.
"Who?! What?! How?!" Purple gasped the creature tapped the blade on it's black combat boot. Zim watched in fascination as the creature stood up and walked over. Passing the two stunned Tallests and over to Zim.
"You're Zim, right?" The creature asked the small Irken nodded a bit scared. The creature opened a pocket from its black trench coat and as Zim cringed waiting for death, a lime lollipop was pushed into his face.
"Want one?" Zim curiously took it. " Lime." The Irken wasted no time and opened it, popping it into his mouth and tasted the tangy sweetness. The creature pulled a red one for himself.
"Nice to finally meet you. My names Dib." The creature said with a pleasant smile. Red and Purple cleared their throats' loudly getting his attention.
"Dib is it? Why are you here? This is the Irken armada and I don't think your Irken." Red asked a bit of curiosity and ignorance in his tone.
"Simple I'm here to offer myself as a slaveā¦"
"Great we could use a maid." Purple said interrupting him.
"To ZIm." This made the two pale at the thought as they looked over at the pile of bodies lying in a heap. The Invader in question squeaked in surprise at the confession. Zim pulled his lollipop out with a pop.
"A slave? What makes you think you are worthy of serving the great Zim?" The Irken eyed Dib carefully. To prove himself, Dib opened his jacket pulled out a needle and shot it without looking. It hit the only guard left who was running to get the creature.
"I've trained on more than three-hundred planets and have destroyed my air share as well. I can kill without feeling guilt over it, but only if the kill makes sense. I'm not cold blooded; I won't kill without a purpose." Dib said as the Tallest took a step forward.
"Sorry, Dib but Zim is not a Invader so he has no use for a slave. But if you come with us I'm sure we could find you a planet to destroy." The Tallests offered.
"Doesn't matter if he's a Invader or not. He's still entertaining so I'll stick around." He sat down crossing his legs and cocking an eyebrow at the two.
Red and Purple looked at each other and huddled whispering to one another. Finally after a good ten minutes the two leaders looked up. "Congratulation's ZIm you're going to Blorg. Planet of the Murderous Rat People." Red said in an irritated tone.
