Barney and Elmo were rapping.
"The name is Barney!
I'm everybody's homey!
I'm gonna beat you to the ground
with a lyric made by me!
You love me
and I love you!
But I hate Elmo
'cause he smells like poo!"
"OOOOOOOOOO!" the crowd oooed. Elmo stretched and cracked his knuckles.
"I motivate
I'm someone that you don't hate!
Barney is a stuffed animal
I'm actually real!
I'm Elmo!
I saying to everyone
hello!
Barney, people hate you, ya know!"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH!" the crowd aahed. Barney cracked his neck.
"I teach people how to care about each other!
All you do is talk to you goldfish
and say how much you love her!
I know your parents have six arms and five legs
But really when you were a baby
did you get dropped on your head?"
"You stupid dinosaur!
Do you know that you're a bore?
If you keep insultin' my mommy
I'll make you walk out that door!"
"You are a monster!
Literally, you are!
I'm not sorry Elmo
But I think it's time for you to go!"
R & R! Who won? You decide!
