A/N: Randomly popped into my head while trying to sleep last night. Didn't help me sleep.
Gray lured away from the crowd that night, it was the typical Fairy Tail business. Drink here, drink over there, brawl here, Erza threatening to take your life over there.
And somehow in the process of it all, he was fed up. He declined a brawl from Natsu, and even an arguement from Gajeel. They both moronically blinked a few times, before concluding he was having "Juvia love problems." Yes, definitely that. Whatever that was.
Juvia hadn't really crossed his mind- that much. Yeah, he stared at her a few times, there was no denying that. He shrugged that off though, surely didn't mean anything. Well, he even stares at Lucy!- But Lucy is his nakama, so that's different. Juvia was more like a stalker, Gray noted. An extremely talented stalker, at that.
He rubbed his temples, he was over thinking too much, and if there was one thing Gray didn't do, that was overly think about girls. And wear clothes. That too.
Rolling himself into bed, literally, he groaned. It was hard being a mage. An even harder being a Fairy Tail mage. Especially with Natsu, oh and Erza too. His stripping reduced to a minimum, and constant friendly-rival battles with Natsu. All in which he enjoyed with deepest pleasure, though. But sometimes, sometimes he wished he could take a girl out for a date, you know, walk her along a beach, or something like that. Of course, it had to be remotely romantic. Perhaps take her out for dinner, or even to the aquarium. He liked water. And fishes, little tiny fish-
He groaned for a second time. Definitely over thinking.
Fish, really?
He hammered his eyes shut. Oh yes, he was ready for a good solid 12 hours sleep.
The next morning he awoke in a much lighter, and larger room. He reached for his alarm clock, all in which he didn't find.
He creaked an eye open. Wait. Why on earth were there pictures of him on the walls? He didn't remember redecorating last night.
"Good morning Gray-sama"
He froze in spot. "Crap, Fairy Hills?"
Erza was going to kill him.
He rolled over, to meet two very large, and very stalkerish eyes.
"Did Gray-sama sleep well?"
Gray opened his mouth, then shut it again, then opened it again. Speaking of fish..
"What-Why-Where-Why am I here?" He managed to blurt.
She pouted, which he thought was undeniably cute. "Juvia was lonely."
He cringed. All she was wearing was a skimpy nightie. A very skimpy nightie, which was also extremely see through. Yes, that as well.
He blushed.
Juvia etched closer, which promptly made him fall out of bed, only to collide with the floor.
Realisation hit him.
It wasn't the fact that she'd actually kidnapped him and forced him into bed, it was the fact he was practically naked, except the pathetic piece of loincloth covering his manhood.
He squealed in a way in which Elfman would describe as "not manly" before pointing an accused finger at Juvia.
He gulped. "Did we.. you know.. have sex?"
He face palmed. What was he thinking? He was fast asleep!
She responded by grinning, eyes sparkling.
He could only run.
