Disclaimer: I don't own The Ledgend of Zelda games or any characters in it,
though this plot is mine. So ha!
Chapter 1: Our Story Begins
(Outside Nayru's house)
Ralph: dum de dum… *is about to walk in the door, when*
Triforce: *pushes Ralph into a hole*
Ralph:*falls, surrounded by a green light*
"ACCEPT OUR QUEST HERO!"
Ralph: uh…no!
"I SAID ACCEPT OUR QUEST, OR DIE"
Ralph: o_o uh..I mean..I shall undertake your noble quest!
"..yay"
*Ralph Dissaperes*
(Maku Tree, Lybrnna)
Farore: *watches people leave with powerful items and weapons* Ah, a Secrets Oracle's job is never done.
Ralph:*lands in the middle of the room* X____X
Farore: OH MY GOD! A CHEESE SANDWICH IS ON THE FLOOR!
Ralph: x_x
Farore: Oh and Ralph is lying on the ground, having appeared out of nowhere.
???: FWAHAHAHA!
Farore: o_o
Ralph: o_o
*backround turns darker and lightening strikes for no reason*
*outside the maku tree*
Maku Tree: AHH! IT BURNS!
Guy: 0o
*inside the maku tree*
Ralph: *draws sword* Show yourself villan!
???:…..no!
Ralph: 0o
???: *a shadowy figure swoops past and takes Farore*
Farore's voice: AHHH! HELP!
???: FWAHAHA! With the world's secrets gone, the world will turn for the worse!
*pippin's house*
Pippin: Today, I ha-*turns to stone* X_x
*Vasu Jewlers*
Vasu: *petting a ring* my preciousssss... *turns to stone* X_x
*Random store*
*All Nintendo merchandise is replaced by Xboxes*
Darkforce: *drops to knees* NOOOOOO!!!!
*Maku Tree*
Ralph: You FIEND
???: MUAHA! *dissaperes*
Ralph: I'll get you! *walks out of the maku tree*
*outside the Maku Tree*
Maku Tree: OW! RALPH! WHAT HAPPENED?
Ralph: Farore was kidnapped!
Maku Tree: dear GOD, with the exception of Guru Guru, who would stoop to such EVIL?
Ralph: No idea.
Maku Tree: Well, it looks like you will have to go on a enormously long quest even though you could easily stop the villain right now.
Ralph: Fun.
Maku Tree: Indeed, now take this!
*Ralph is hit by a bomb, which explodes*
Ralph: X_x that wasen't very helpful!
Maku Tree: Darn, that was supposed to be for Vasu…uh..I mean…
Ralph: 0o
Maku Tree: Anyway. Take this!
*a seed satchel falls to thr ground*
Ralph: Cool! Is it a sword? A gun? Some bombs perhaps? *looks in the satchel*…or some seeds u_U
Maku Tree: But they're not any see- HEY! DON'T EAT THOSE!
Ralph: mmm….*face goes red* AH! IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!
Maku Tree: Those are ember seeds, they can make small flames u_u
Ralph: *all black* x_x
Maku Tree: u_u *sigh* idiot.
Guy: *comes out of nowhere* Ralph! Come quick!
Ralph: *dusting himself off* What's up?
Guy: There's a duelin transpirein!
Ralph:….o…k….
Maku Tree: Two people are fighting
Ralph: OHHHH! I'M SO THERE! *runs off*
Guy: 0o
Maku Tree: It's gonna be a loooong adventure…
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Who is fighting? Why is Ralph chosen by the triforce? Find out in Chapter 2!
Chapter 1: Our Story Begins
(Outside Nayru's house)
Ralph: dum de dum… *is about to walk in the door, when*
Triforce: *pushes Ralph into a hole*
Ralph:*falls, surrounded by a green light*
"ACCEPT OUR QUEST HERO!"
Ralph: uh…no!
"I SAID ACCEPT OUR QUEST, OR DIE"
Ralph: o_o uh..I mean..I shall undertake your noble quest!
"..yay"
*Ralph Dissaperes*
(Maku Tree, Lybrnna)
Farore: *watches people leave with powerful items and weapons* Ah, a Secrets Oracle's job is never done.
Ralph:*lands in the middle of the room* X____X
Farore: OH MY GOD! A CHEESE SANDWICH IS ON THE FLOOR!
Ralph: x_x
Farore: Oh and Ralph is lying on the ground, having appeared out of nowhere.
???: FWAHAHAHA!
Farore: o_o
Ralph: o_o
*backround turns darker and lightening strikes for no reason*
*outside the maku tree*
Maku Tree: AHH! IT BURNS!
Guy: 0o
*inside the maku tree*
Ralph: *draws sword* Show yourself villan!
???:…..no!
Ralph: 0o
???: *a shadowy figure swoops past and takes Farore*
Farore's voice: AHHH! HELP!
???: FWAHAHA! With the world's secrets gone, the world will turn for the worse!
*pippin's house*
Pippin: Today, I ha-*turns to stone* X_x
*Vasu Jewlers*
Vasu: *petting a ring* my preciousssss... *turns to stone* X_x
*Random store*
*All Nintendo merchandise is replaced by Xboxes*
Darkforce: *drops to knees* NOOOOOO!!!!
*Maku Tree*
Ralph: You FIEND
???: MUAHA! *dissaperes*
Ralph: I'll get you! *walks out of the maku tree*
*outside the Maku Tree*
Maku Tree: OW! RALPH! WHAT HAPPENED?
Ralph: Farore was kidnapped!
Maku Tree: dear GOD, with the exception of Guru Guru, who would stoop to such EVIL?
Ralph: No idea.
Maku Tree: Well, it looks like you will have to go on a enormously long quest even though you could easily stop the villain right now.
Ralph: Fun.
Maku Tree: Indeed, now take this!
*Ralph is hit by a bomb, which explodes*
Ralph: X_x that wasen't very helpful!
Maku Tree: Darn, that was supposed to be for Vasu…uh..I mean…
Ralph: 0o
Maku Tree: Anyway. Take this!
*a seed satchel falls to thr ground*
Ralph: Cool! Is it a sword? A gun? Some bombs perhaps? *looks in the satchel*…or some seeds u_U
Maku Tree: But they're not any see- HEY! DON'T EAT THOSE!
Ralph: mmm….*face goes red* AH! IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!
Maku Tree: Those are ember seeds, they can make small flames u_u
Ralph: *all black* x_x
Maku Tree: u_u *sigh* idiot.
Guy: *comes out of nowhere* Ralph! Come quick!
Ralph: *dusting himself off* What's up?
Guy: There's a duelin transpirein!
Ralph:….o…k….
Maku Tree: Two people are fighting
Ralph: OHHHH! I'M SO THERE! *runs off*
Guy: 0o
Maku Tree: It's gonna be a loooong adventure…
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Who is fighting? Why is Ralph chosen by the triforce? Find out in Chapter 2!
