Disclaimer: I don't own The Ledgend of Zelda games or any characters in it, though this plot is mine. So ha!

Chapter 1: Our Story Begins



(Outside Nayru's house)



Ralph: dum de dum… *is about to walk in the door, when*

Triforce: *pushes Ralph into a hole*

Ralph:*falls, surrounded by a green light*

"ACCEPT OUR QUEST HERO!"

Ralph: uh…no!

"I SAID ACCEPT OUR QUEST, OR DIE"

Ralph: o_o uh..I mean..I shall undertake your noble quest!

"..yay"

*Ralph Dissaperes*

(Maku Tree, Lybrnna)

Farore: *watches people leave with powerful items and weapons* Ah, a Secrets Oracle's job is never done.

Ralph:*lands in the middle of the room* X____X

Farore: OH MY GOD! A CHEESE SANDWICH IS ON THE FLOOR!

Ralph: x_x

Farore: Oh and Ralph is lying on the ground, having appeared out of nowhere.

???: FWAHAHAHA!

Farore: o_o

Ralph: o_o

*backround turns darker and lightening strikes for no reason*

*outside the maku tree*

Maku Tree: AHH! IT BURNS!

Guy: 0o

*inside the maku tree*

Ralph: *draws sword* Show yourself villan!

???:…..no!

Ralph: 0o

???: *a shadowy figure swoops past and takes Farore*

Farore's voice: AHHH! HELP!

???: FWAHAHA! With the world's secrets gone, the world will turn for the worse!

*pippin's house*

Pippin: Today, I ha-*turns to stone* X_x

*Vasu Jewlers*

Vasu: *petting a ring* my preciousssss... *turns to stone* X_x

*Random store*

*All Nintendo merchandise is replaced by Xboxes*

Darkforce: *drops to knees* NOOOOOO!!!!

*Maku Tree*

Ralph: You FIEND

???: MUAHA! *dissaperes*

Ralph: I'll get you! *walks out of the maku tree*

*outside the Maku Tree*

Maku Tree: OW! RALPH! WHAT HAPPENED?

Ralph: Farore was kidnapped!

Maku Tree: dear GOD, with the exception of Guru Guru, who would stoop to such EVIL?

Ralph: No idea.

Maku Tree: Well, it looks like you will have to go on a enormously long quest even though you could easily stop the villain right now.

Ralph: Fun.

Maku Tree: Indeed, now take this!

*Ralph is hit by a bomb, which explodes*

Ralph: X_x that wasen't very helpful!

Maku Tree: Darn, that was supposed to be for Vasu…uh..I mean…

Ralph: 0o

Maku Tree: Anyway. Take this!

*a seed satchel falls to thr ground*

Ralph: Cool! Is it a sword? A gun? Some bombs perhaps? *looks in the satchel*…or some seeds u_U

Maku Tree: But they're not any see- HEY! DON'T EAT THOSE!

Ralph: mmm….*face goes red* AH! IT TASTES LIKE BURNING!

Maku Tree: Those are ember seeds, they can make small flames u_u

Ralph: *all black* x_x

Maku Tree: u_u *sigh* idiot.

Guy: *comes out of nowhere* Ralph! Come quick!

Ralph: *dusting himself off* What's up?

Guy: There's a duelin transpirein!

Ralph:….o…k….

Maku Tree: Two people are fighting

Ralph: OHHHH! I'M SO THERE! *runs off*

Guy: 0o

Maku Tree: It's gonna be a loooong adventure…

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Who is fighting? Why is Ralph chosen by the triforce? Find out in Chapter 2!