Once upon a time, solid snake was infiltrating hyrule when all of a sudden he was spotted by the king, but the king wasn't angry. He just told snake that this peace is what all true warriors strive for, but snake didn't buy it, and turned into old snake, and threw a weegee grenade at the king.
After that, Michael Rosen came in, and shot lasers at snake, but snake put on his infinite health bandana, and threw Rosen off the edge using his smash brothers throwing skills.
After that, the hungry pumpkin snuck in, and ate snake from behind. When snake was in the stomach, he planted a c4, and hid in his box. When the pumpkin blew up, snakes box landed on link, and link said oh boy. Then snake called otacon, and otacon told snake about link.
After that snake punched link, and beat smash bros brawl, but he had one more battle to beat... The battle with his broken heart. Ever since Meryl left him, he hasn't been the same, so he found Samus, and rode off into the sunset with her. Then he said, "I can't wait to make you into zero suit samus", and she giggled, and they lived happily ever after...
Or did they? Because everyone knows that if you travel too far off screen in smash bros, you blow up, and loose... If only Snake was playing PlayStation Allstars instead. Booooom! Snake was dead, and a tear ran down my eye, as I saluted the tv screen. I said rest in peace big boss solidsnake...
But then I realized that the boom wasn't from death...it was from samus's special move. Her armor was now off, and the fun was about to commence.
Just then, the bom chica wow wow music started playing, and snake winked at me, and reached out of the tv and turned it off, telling me "this part was not for children". I congratulated snake and walked away, with a new sense of pride for my virtual hero. Bravo, snake. Bravo. Let the snake beating commence.
The end...
(This parody story features various smash bros characters and YouTube poop characters. A Ytp is a funny video that has been edited to do funny stuff. Famous ytp characters include: The King of Hyrule, Link, The Hungry Pumpkin, Micheal Rosen, and more. If you haven't seen a ytp before then I strongly recommend watching one because you will see crazy stuff like this. Anyways, thanks for reading, and I hope you enjoyed this parody story!)
