Me: Am I writing this? O_O
Gabrielle (Editor): Yes.
Batman: What the hell…
Me: My sentiment exactly! I'm writing angst! WHAT IS THIS? Not just that, I'm writing angst FROM A GUY'S POV. In my defense, it's Batman. Still… I am a happy, fluffy GIRL—
Gabrielle: With the emo editor and the Nico-Nico Chorus of "The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku".
Me: Oh. Right. HOW DO THEY EVEN SING THAT?
Superman: I have no idea. Neither of them own us—
Bats: Thankfully—
Supes: *glares at Bruce* Expect spoilers for "Public Enemies" and slash. Miss yaoi fangirl here couldn't resist.
Me: Ehehehehe… ^^;
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'Will anyone miss me?'
Bruce scoffed at that thought.
'Of course not. I'm Batman. Why would anyone miss me, or care about me at all…?'
With that sad thought, he pushed the button to open the wormhole that would lead him to his death and save the entire planet.
'Maybe Selina… No, she's a thief. She'll celebrate when I'm out of her hair. The same goes for Talia.'
He pushed a lever forward, speeding the ship up considerably. After a few moments, the extra rockets that had provided the boost fell away, having completed their duty.
'Joker will be angry at Luthor for killing me first. The same goes for a lot of villains, actually. Is it bad that I actually take a bit of comfort in that? I guess not, villains are better than nothing.'
Bright light surrounded him as the ship pressed forward, beginning to pass through the portal.
'Alfred, doubtless. Tim, Barbara, Dick… Of course. Diana… Well, considering that she nearly kissed me the other day… Yeah, she will.'
In front of him loomed the Kryptonite meteor. It glowed powerfully, blocking the view of anything else.
'The Flash… Wally definitely will have some things he wanted to say. So will the other leaguers. I wish I could have been kinder to them, not give them the cold shoulder as I did so often. Especially Wally, though… those scars… He can't have scars from after he gained his powers; he heals too quickly and efficiently for that. I think his parents might have done something… He mentioned his dad was a drunk.'
The words IMPACT IMMINENT briefly began to flash across the screen by his hand, followed by DANGER in bright red.
'Which brings me to… Superman. Did he ever feel the same about me? Did he—No, he can't have loved me… He loves Lois too much to ever look at anyone else… Let alone another man.'
His heart sank like a stone on water, but not because he was about to die. For years, he'd harbored an (unrequited) love for Superman. He'd tried to fight it, yet it had stayed; He'd tried to ignore it, but all he could think about at times (Y'know, when he wasn't in danger/distracted by a case); he'd tried to hide it, but it was painfully obvious in his opinion.
'I should have told him I love him. Dammit, I should have said something besides "goodbye"! I… I feel like an utter coward… I am, I guess. The whole damn world would laugh at me if they knew… A gay superhero, sacrificing his life to save a planet of people who would hate him if they ever knew the truth. How Clark would react if I told him… I don't want to think about it.'
"An irreversible error has occurred." A feminine, robotic voice piped up.
He gave a small chuckle.
'An irreversible error, huh?"
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Me: Should I add to this? OwO
Batman: *tsundere blush* Damn teenagers and their fanfics… *grumble grumble*
Me: Live with it. *turns to audience* I hate this fic. It sucks. Anyone who salts the wound has to help my cousin Sissi with her college work when she gets started… AND MAKE ME A SAMMICH. A good one. I'm picky about my sammiches like that. X3
Gabrielle: Reviews are love. In some cases, however, they're hate. Let's avoid the second one, shall we?
