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Love,
Dreams.
21 ways to aggravate Bella Swan
By emmett
Make comments about her relationship with Edward
Offer to buy her a really nice car
Ask her if her mother is really part albino
Make any comments about the way she smells
Let Emmett anywhere near her with Orange silly string
Talk bad about her snailish truck
Comment on wuthering heights in a negative way
Refuse to let her have her own way
Do anything that involves sharp objects
Bleed
Be mike newton
Act like mike newton
Prank call her, pretending to be Edward
Tell her that if Edward doesn't change her you are going to eat her
Ask her strange questions about werewolves usually about their stench
Scream out random- and occasionally untrue- things about her in a crowded hallway
Give Edward ideas as to how he can make her human experience more…human
Take her to the prom
Try cooking for her
Tease her about her clumsy big feet
Call her mother and ask strange questions about her childhood and then request home videos which you later use for a movie marathon.
