Hey demigods! So, Soul back with a Valentine oneshot, since it tied with Mystic Messenger for Valentine's Day ^^ I literally had no ideas, so this is mostly crack and just…fun? I don't know anymore…

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO.

"Um…what?" The Seven, plus Reyna, Nico, and Will stared at the mischievous, curly haired teen.

"It's Valentine's Day! So I propose a pick up line contest!" Leo exclaimed.

"…now?" Jason asked awkwardly.

"Yes, now!" Leo replied impatiently.

"I'm out." Reyna flashed her sunglasses and started to strut out Bunker 9's door, when it slammed shut.

"You're not going anywhere," Leo snickered and rubbed his hands evilly.

"Oh shit…this is gonna be bad…" Piper muttered, face palming at her idiotic best friend.

"Do we have to?" Nico wheedled. "I just wanna make out with Will."

He gazed up passionately at the handsome son of Apollo, who smirked and smashed his lips onto the smaller boy's.

"Keep it PG," Frank scolded, covering the eyes of Hazel. The girl knocked her boyfriend's hands away and pulled out a camera and started snapping pictures.

"THE GAYNESS!" she screamed.

"Calm yourself child." Annabeth leaned against the wall in the shadows, watching. "There is more gayness to come." She pushed herself off the wall and strode out, a devilish smirk on her face. "We are having a pick up line contest, aren't we?"

"SEE?! Annabeth is all for it!" Leo protested.

"Me too!" Percy chimed. "No one can beat the Persassy Jackson!" he declared.

"Oh, is that a challenge, Jackson?" Jason's eyes flared. "You're going down, at the hands of Jasassy Grace!"

Piper face palmed. "Try hard, much?" she muttered.

"So you hate my name?!" the blonde boy exclaimed.

"Yeah, and if you have a problem, FIGHT ME!" the daughter of Aphrodite shouted.

"FINE! I'M GONNA BE JACE HERONDALE!" Jason yelled.

"Asstard say what now?" Annabeth glared the blue eyed teen. "JACE IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER THAN YOU!"

"HE'S A FICTIONAL CHARACTER!"

"So are we…" Percy muttered. He grinned up at the readers and flashed a peace sign. "What's up guys? Sorry, this writer was on crack when she wrote this."

"STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL! WE JUST PATCHED IT UP!" Frank yelled.

"GUYS CAN WE PICK UP LINE NOW OR WHAT?!" Leo shouted over the squabbling mess. "All in favor of the contest?!"

"YOU WANNA GO GRACE?!" Annabeth shouted.

"YEAH LET'S GO! WHERE ARE WE GOING?!" Jason shot back.

"YOU STUPID!" Reyna jumped onto Jason and slammed a brick onto his head.

"BRICKSON!" Hazel screamed, turning away from her brother and his boyfriend to take quick snapshots of Jason being hit by a brick.

"WHO BROUGHT THE BRICK?!" Piper seethed.

"I brought myself!" Brick sneered. "What are you gonna do about it, daughter of Aphrodite?!"

"I'm gonna kick your ass in this pick up line contest, that's what!"

"BRING IT!"

"We're in!" Piper and Brick yelled in unison.

"That's two out of…how many are here again?" Leo asked.

"707!" Reyna called, tapping on her monster proof phone, playing Mystic Messenger.

"BULLSHIT!"

"Kidding," the dark haired girl laughed. "There's the Seven…plus three…plus Brick…that's 11."

"TWO OUTTA ELEVEN!"

"You forgot I'm in," Annabeth reminded.

"Right! Three!" Leo called.

"PERSASSY JACKSON GONNA WHIP Y'ALL'S ASSES!"

"Four!"

"I CAN BE AS SUAVE AS JACE!"

"…I assume that's five…?"

"I NEED MORE YAOI!"

"…Six!"

Will and Nico broke apart, glaring at everyone. "Will you guys shut up?! We're trying to make out here!"

"We'll leave you guys alone if you join the pick up line contest," Annabeth offered, tightening her ponytail.

Both boys glanced at each other. "Fine."

"Eight!" Leo announced.

Reyna tucked her phone into her back pocket. "Well, I'm waiting for a chatroom to open anyways, I'll play."

"Nine!"

Frank shrugged. "I can always fix the fourth wall later."

"Ten! Who're we missing?"

"YOU DUMBASS!"

"YOU STUPID VALDEZ!"

"Oh right, myself! Eleven!"

The group of eleven gathered into a circle.

"So, how do we play?" Brick asked.

"So, one person starts and they say any pick up line they want to any person of their choice, then picks somebody. If the person they picked doesn't say a pick up line within a three second time frame, they're out," Leo explained.

"Easy enough," Annabeth amended.

"BITCH LEZ GO!" Piper screamed at Brick.

"FIGHT ME WHORE!"

"Let the games begin!" Leo announced.

~.~

"I'll start!" the son of Hephaestus offered. Without missing a beat, he faced Reyna and proclaimed, "My to-do list! Number one is you! Number two…REPEAT!" He turned to face the group. "Jason!"

Jason ran a hand through his cropped blonde hair and face Percy. "Do you have a name or can I call you mine? Your turn, Persassy." He licked his lips, causing Hazel to scream in the background and take more pictures.

"I'm not allowed to bet, but if I could, I'd bet on you," Percy winked.

"On a scale of one to ten, you're a nine. I'm the one you need."

"Your shirt can go, but you can stay."

"Our smiles should touch now!"

"You're so hot, I forgot my pick up line."

The others watched in mild fascination, like they were watching a tennis match.

"This is like a tennis match…" Frank muttered.

"YAOI YAOI YAOI YAOI!" Hazel screamed.

"OH MY GODS THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER!" Piper screeched.

"LOVE RIVAL!" Brick shrieked.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Annabeth yelled, moving her tape recorder around expertly.

"And…they're inches away! Who will break first?" Reyna commentated.

"God, this is so stupid," Will muttered, kissing Nico's neck. Nico let out a loud moan as the son of Apollo got a particularly sensitive spot.

"Shut up you two!" Piper hissed.

Percy fired, "I think you're suffering from a lack of vitamin me!"

"Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart," Jason replied smoothly.

"Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest," the son of Poseidon leaned closer, his breath washing over Jason's face, causing the latter to turn red.

"OH?! IS HE GONNA BREAK?!" Leo screeched into a random mike.

"I'M COMMENTATING JACKASS!" Reyna hurled a frying pan at the son of Hephaestus, who screamed in pain as the pan slammed against his head. He collapsed onto the ground, drool coming out of his mouth and blood dripping from his forehead. Reyna darted over to Leo and instead of checking up on him, grabbed the mike and continued, "WILL JASON BREAK?!"

I was legit on crack when I wrote this. VOTE IN REVIEWS WHETHER JASON SHOULD STAY XDD Hope I made you laugh or something ^^

~ Yours in demigoddishness, SoulHorse