Grimmy: Happy Birthday When you notice the Stripes! I'm sorry if they seem OOC. While I do love this pairing I've never been confident with writing Remus, which is a shame because he's one of my favorite characters. Anyways I hope you like it. :) I don't own ANYTHING!

She loved to bother him at the most inconvenient of times.

Like now for instant. He was at Grimmuald Place setting everything up for his monthly transformation which was to take place in the next two days. It's not like her intentions weren't good, although they were secretly more perverse than she liked to admit.

He was bending down trying to get his wand from behind the large dresser in the master bedroom. She liked the way his butt waggled whenever he was forced to shift his weight. It was her who'd put the wand back there in the first place. Just like it was her who'd placed a rather tricky spell that would prevent him from retrieving it with wandless magic. Oh, she was good.

Cautiously she tiptoed into the room, ready to burst into laughter as soon as he squeaked. She pinched his bum.

"You know Nymphadora I'd expect you to know better."

He whirled around so fast that she didn't even have a chance to reprimand him for using her first name. She just barely managed to gasp when she found herself a lot closer to him than she would have liked. That is until she thought about it. Being this close actually wasn't so bad. She attempted to take advantage of the situation by squirming defiantly against him.

"I don't know what you're talki-"

She couldn't even finish her sentence because he'd completely covered her mouth with his own. It wasn't a nice innocent kiss either. It was sloppy, completely lacking in any type of structure but she liked it. She liked the way he'd completely forced his tongue into her mouth. She liked the way he tasted, like something smoky and chocolate. She liked the way he'd pushed her roughly against something, she guessed a wall. What she didn't like was when he'd pulled away.

"You're going to stop that little pester act of yours okay?"

It was only later, when she went to raid his chocolate supply, did she realize just what she'd agreed to.

Damn.

Grimmy: No real closing comments this time folks. Just a request for you all to R&R.