Written as I was sat in my Dad's van on the 2.5 hour journey from Willerby – Bury and then the 2.5 hour journey back
I don't own anything
Top 10 ways to annoy Myrnin:
10. Put him on a killing ban.
9. Tell him to be civil to Oliver or you will castrate him.
8. Drug him and tie him to the bed with half his hair shaved off, wearing Magnus Bane-esque clothing (v gay) with a 'note from Amelie' saying, this was the best thing we have ever done. Je t'aime.
7. Burn all his clothes and replace them with Oliver's.
6. Tell him Bob passed away when he drank his blood in a 'crazy fit'.
5. Hack his facebook and tell everyone he loves Oliver. (n.b, this is impossible for me so don't get any ideas people)
4. Pretend to be Amelie and tell him he can leave Morganville, so when she rings him up to ask where he is, he responds "Livin' it up in London, innit?"
3. Make him an animal blood frappuchino with a topping of silver cream, then tell him Oliver made it.
2. Challenge him to a game of truth or dare and then accuse him of lying in the truths so that you can call Amelie and have him arrested.
1. Constantly ask him if he has the disease before sitting him down in a fake doctor's office and tell him he does have it!
Whatcha think?
This kept me sane!
Please review!
Vicky xx
