A/N: this is what regular show would be like if it was on adult swim.

"Ugh!" Mordecai groaned walking down to the basement. "Why did you have to get us stuck cleaning the basement?"

"Come on stop whining. Eh I don't like the basement cuz I'm Mordecai and I'm a scared baby-ow! What the hell man!" Rigby yelled after Mordecai punched him in the arm.

"Watch it dude or I'm gonna kick your ass." Mordecai said walking in the room.

"Eh." Rigby whined holding his arm.

"Lets just get this shit done so we can go back to playing video games."

"Why don't we just not do it and go play video games?" Rigby said leaning on a wall while Mordecai did all the work.

"I know man I would usually be all like fuck this but Benson said we're fired if we don't clean the basement. And plus this is all your fault anyway."

"What? How?" Rigby said standing up.

"What are you talking about?" Mordecai said stopping what he was doing. "You're the one that entered that street race with Bensons truck and you're also the one that crashed it and oh yeah I almost forgot the most important part, you lost because you totally blow at driving. Haha."

"Stop talking!" Rigby yelled.

"Just shut up and start stacking these boxes." Mordecai said lifting up another box.

"Hey check it out this one has Bensons name on it. Wanna look through it?" Rigby said already opening the top.

"Benson will be pissed. We shouldn't."

"When is Benson not pissed?" Rigby said starting to look through it.

"Hmm hmm. Alright." Mordecai said nodding his head. Mordecai walked over to where Rigby was and found some 70's glasses and put them on and they both started laughing.

"Woah check out this cool glass." Rigby said pulling it out of the box.

"Dude!" Mordecai said surprised. "Thats not a glass, its a bong!" He said snatching it from his hands.

"A what?" Rigby said confused.

"Come on man. A bong. I know you're lame but you gotta know what what a bong is"

"Shut up!" Rigby yelled after Mordecais comment.

"This thing is sick! We gotta find some weed man." Mordecai said looking at the bong.

"Oh you mean like this." Rigby said pulling out a huge bag. "Bam!"

"Woah! Where did you get that?" Mordecai said looking at the bag.

"I grew it" He said smiling.

"Alright I take back what I said about you being lame."

"Hmm hmm. Lets get outta here and spark it up." Rigby said pulling out a lighter.

"No dude. We'll get fired."

"Ugh! Come on haven't you always felt bad about not being the ultimate slacker?"

"Hmm hmm. Sound logic man. Lets go." Mordecai said walking up the stairs. They walked into the house hiding the bong as best they could. "looks like no ones in here." Mordecai said setting it down on the counter.

"What are you two doing in here when I told you to go clean the basement!" Benson said turning red walking in the kitchen."

"Uh just taking a break." Mordecai said turning around hiding the bong.

"Get back to work or you're both fired!" Benson yelled turning around going out of the kitchen.

"That was close man." Rigby said relaxing.

"Yeah I know. Lets go." Mordecai said running up the stairs and closing the door to their room behind him.

After the door was closed Rigby got out his bag and put some in the bowl and took out his lighter and took the first hit and held it in then blowing smoke out handing the bong to Mordecai.

"How was it man?" Mordecai asked.

"Try it for yourself." Rigby said handing him the lighter.

Mordecai took it and put his beak in the chamber and took a huge hit. He passed it back and after 4 or 5 hits each the room quickly filled with smoke.

"Woah man I'm so high right now." Mordecai said with bloodshot eyes.

"Being the ultimate slacker is awesome."

"Hmm hmm."

About 2 and a half hours went by and Benson saw no sign of Mordecai or Rigby.

"Wow almost 3 hours without a break. I guess I should go give them a few minutes to relax." Benson thought. He walked down the stairs and into the basement and didn't see either of them there and boxes all over the floor. He turned red and stormed up the stairs and pounded on the door to their room. "What the fuck are you two doing in there! I told you to clean the basement!" Benson yelled pounding the door.

"Oh shit man its Benson." Mordecai said waving his hand around clearing the smoke while Rigby opened the window and slid the bong under the bed. Mordecai opened the door to see Benson. "Oh hey Benson."

"Why is the basement still not cleaned! Did I not make myself clear!" Benson yelled

"Uh." Mordecai said still kinda high.

"Unbelievable! Can't you two do any of your work! And-and whats that smell?"

"Uh its nothing, just that pile of dirty clothes Rigbys got."

"Get your asses down in that basement and it had better be fucking sparkling or I will fire you both and make sure neither of you get jobs ever again!" Benson yelled going down stairs.

"That was funny. Benson was all like clean the basement and stuff. Haha.." Rigby said coming up behind Mordecai.

"Fuck you." Mordecai said walking out of the room heading downstairs.

"What did I do?" Rigby said standing in the doorway.

A/N: well I hope you enjoyed it. So review and comments are always appreciated. And my other stories will be updated very soon. Also what do you think about making this another thing like Sly School?