Much like the Myrnin one, writing this kept me sane
I don't own anything
Top 10 ways to annoy Claire Danvers:
10. Misspell her name as "Clare" and then ignore her protests.
9. Tell her Shane is cheating with Monica.
8. Change all her pop music to the wondrous 'punk/alternative' of 30 Seconds To Mars, Paramore and All Time Low.
7. Tell her she got drunk and started telling Shane how much she loves Myrnin.
6. Smash up Myrnin's car and say she did it, driving blind through the tinting.
5. Find her diary and photocopy pertinent pages before spreading them round town.
4. Tell her Amelie is a manipulative cow and it is really Oliver who is the good one⦠then he bites her.
3. Paint bite marks on her neck when she's asleep and point at Michael.
2. Ask her "Whose the father?" if she says she is preggers.
1. Pretend to be psychic so when she asks to know her future say, "you shall dump Shane and snog Myrnin, realising you love him. then you will marry Myrnin and turn into a vampire before killing Shane, just to realise that you're pregnant with Shane's baby."
Whatcha think?
Review please
Vicky xx
