Gash-a, I'm quite at words frozen right now. I mean, the metaphor that I could thin


It was the end of the week. I, Smiley Bonanza was enjoying myself after all the study in this school, which had come to me as boring. My final results weren't that bad; C for German but that was excusable cause I wasn't a Germany myself, A for Math which was very unexpected as I was dense in Numerical, A for English which I should give my gratitude to the fanfics. Net in a way, C for Geography but I wasn't disappointed because I thought I was going to fail, an A star in my ICT and of course, the finishing touch of my art project.

My eyelids were about to drop when a loud shriek came upon to my ear drum. I fall from my bed and was cursing the fucking bastard. It was, to my guess, a noise from a spoiled brat. Just then, the doorbell rang. I blinked as I wasn't expecting any guest today. Like I said, I was enjoying myself after the exam.

Me: opened the door Hello?

A woman who I barely know or in truth, didn't know at all stood with a child in her hand. The child was a bloody kid; he was reflecting a red evilness in his appearances. He stared at me for a few seconds before looking back at the woman, which I assumed as the mommy.

The woman:smile Ah, hello. May I asked you if you know where can I possibly find a girl called Smiley Bonanza?

Me: That is me, madam.

The woman: bent down at the child eye level See, mommy have find her. Pushing the child Get inside. Hurry.

Kyo: pull a face you're such an evil mommy!

The woman: patted the boy's crimson hair Shit, that is not the way to talk to your mum!

Kyo: stomped his feet But I wanna go home!

The woman: shrugged No, you can't.

Kyo: sat on the doorstep and stomped his feet I wanna go home, I wanna go home, high pitched voice I WANNA GO HOME!!!!!!

I looked at the mother and son act in amazement. What the heck were this people doing at my house? And suddenly leaving the child to me, what was going on? Thus, I decided to correct and got things cleared.

Me:stuttered Madam, I don't think that I …

The woman: cut off I know. I leave the stuff here. Bye, Kyo. Mommy is going. Immediately left the boy

I was frozen to see her escaping. Funnily enough, I didn't protest to take care or in my case baby-sat the boy either.

Kyo: played with the dirt I want my mommy…

Me: tried to persuade Kyo to come in its cold out here. Let's go inside.

Kyo: protesting face I'm not cold! I'm warm! I wanna stay outside! Shriek I WANNA STAY OUTSIDE!!!!

Me: My god…

At that rate, I was regretting for not turning him back to his mommy. This child is freaking me!

Me: sculptured an angry expression Kyo, if you wanna stay with me, you'd better be on your best manners.

Kyo: stuck his tongue out I don't wanna live with you, ugly moron! Go to hell!

Okay, this is bad, really, really bad. This kid, he had got a nasty chatty tongue… like my brother.

Me: vein popped Can you by any chance, repeat yourself?

Kyo: sing a song like You Ugly Freaky Moron, you ugly freaky moron…

Me: That's it! Twisted my immortal fist on his temple Take this and that

Kyo: groaned I'll tell my mommy!

Me: grinned Unlucky for you, your mommy is not here! Dragged Kyo into the house by his shirt collar and threw him on the couch You stay right there like a good little brat. Threatening gaze I'll be right back.

I was just about to leave for the bathroom when the doorbell rang for the second time. Sighing, I went to answer the door and only to find that Kyo had got there before me. He was waving a goodbye to the man who did the same thing like his mommy, leaving a baby boy at my doorstep. I mean, he was a real baby; A blond one.

Kyo: laughed like a minion Ha, that woman shall suffer for this!

Me: crossing both my arms who will suffer again?

Kyo: turning around slowly Hey, you should not be here!

Me: hit his head hard Baka! What do you thing you're doing? Collecting more bunches of little bananas in my house?

Kyo: rubbed his head Hey, what can I say? I don't want to be a loner with a loser like you! You might harass me!

Me: evil smirk And even if I do, what can this baby do for you?

The baby who was busy sucking his thumb cried when he saw my evil kind of face expression. I picked him up to stop him from crying.

Kyo smiled or maybe grinning.

Me: Okay, you got me…

Kyo: proudly praising himself Ha, a five years old boy can torture a middle age woman like you. I should celebrate it with Lemon Sherbet.

Me: staring in horror how do you know I keep Sherbet Lemon in my house?

Kyo: closed the door I know where to get when I need one. My father said lemon sherbet taste almost like sake.

Me: pointed my finger at him Don't you dare hissed to touch my sherbet lemon!

Kyo: raised his eyebrows and with an evil smile I can purred if I want to. Ran to the kitchen.

The baby was called Akira. What a cute face! I felt like pinching his cheek but there is something about Akira. He bites.

Me: howled YOU FUCKING DAMN BASTARD! GET OFF YOUR FUCKING CRAP NO TEETH MOUTH AWAY FROM MY ARM!!!!

Akira: Kuku (T: Ah, you swear at me)

Kyo: popping his head from the kitchen. His mouth was foaming of sherbet lemon What happened?

Me: yelling at Kyo WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING A BABY THAT BITES IN MY HOME? WHAT IF HE HAS RABIES?

Kyo: looking innocent Hey, how should I know that he bites?

Akira: looking at Kyo with eager Gah-a! (T: Wow, that boy over there rocks my sock! He should be my leader)

Me: clenched the teeth you'd better not to pick any garbage again or I'll swear to slaughter you first.

Just then, the doorbell rang for the third time today. I didn't answer but the more I ignored, the harder the knocking and the more frequent the door bell rang. Thus, I decided to open the door.

Me: looking so furious Hello?

Shinrei: three years olds voice Sister, my mother said to give this to you.

Me: take the letter who is your mother?

Hotaru: scratched his nose … Shin, look! A butterfly!

Shinrei: looking awkward Keikoku, mom said to be on your best behaviour.

Hotaru: ….

I took the letter and read it.

Start of letter

Dear Smiley Bonanza,

I am afraid that I can't come to accompany my children and thus, I have decided to just drop them near your house and ask them to give you the letter. There is not much to tell you but Shinrei have the allergies sleeping next to Hotaru and Hotaru is still wearing diapers so please change it often.

Sincerely,

Mibu

End of the letter

Hotaru: walked into the door a butterfly… stopped to see Kyo A red butterfly! Yay! Hugged Kyo

Kyo: pissed off and pushed Hotaru away Get off me!

Me: frozen and unable to speak…

Shinrei: looking for Hotaru Keikoku, where are you?

Hotaru: struggled to hug Kyo Let me hug you!

Kyo: shouting like mad Help, I am being harassed!

Akira: jealous face Fufu! (T: Hey, he is mine!) Thrust his hand to get Kyo

Me: ….

Kyo: shouting Woman, do something!

Me: snapped out of confusion and scanned the chaos WILL YOU ALL BE FRIGGING QUIET?

The entire boys: ….

Shinrei: paced a bit to the left of Hotaru

Me: stared at them Now get of to the main hall cause I'm not answering the door anymore.

The four of them moved for the hall, Akira was brought by me. Then, the doorbell rang and this time it creaked open itself.

Yukimura: watery eyes Onee- chan, you'd forgotten about me.

Me: thought Guess one more doesn't hurt a lot /thought

Yukimura: stared at Kyo for a while before he squeezed Kyo's winky…

Kyo: shout WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?

Yukimura: puppy eyes I'm sorry…

Me:thought Yaoi babies! /thought

Hotaru: blinked at Yukimura…

Yukimura: stared at Hotaru…

Hotaru: Blushed You… Blushed harder You wanna see my winky?

Me: fall anime style

Kyo: dangerous gaze Stay away from me!

Shinrei:looking so worried Keikoku…

Akira: Tate! (T: Tell your brother to stop showing his private thing)

Shinrei: shake Hotaru's shoulder you should let me see it first, Keikoku.

Me: Again fall with anime style…

Akira: sweat dropping

Kyo: moved further away from the three

Me: stand up again; clenching my knuckle, veins popped, and teeth gritted YOU LITTLE PERVERTS! Chased them around WHY YOU TINY BRATS!

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In the mean time…

Smiley Bonanza: another person Mmmm… Shouldn't they arrived by now? Scratched her hair Ah, well, maybe they've cancelled it.