DISCLAIMER: THIS IS A JOKE FIC BUT IT'S STILL AMAZING Y'KNOW. DON'T HAAAAATEEEEEEE

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful little butterfly. His name was Leeterfly. Lee lived in a tree with Clementine the ant, and the spider named Kenny and Lilly. Kenny had a son who was a duck named Duck. Lilly's daddy was a tarantula named Larry-the-taratula. Lee and Larry didn't get along because Larry ate Lee's mother. He was trying to protect Clementine the ant from Larry, so he decided to take ClemANTine(lol get it) on a trip to the African Savannah. so they leave one day, but Kenny said 'i need ta portect ma son; larry be too dangerous fo us and i need to protect my soooon.'

'okilie dokilie!' clemANTine said. 'wtf clem it's my season for decisions! when i die u can make them! jesus fucking christ!' lee sed very madly. 'im so soary leeterfly' and then they go. kenny and lee and clemANTine go! ADVENTURE! YEEAAAHHH!

after about 17 months, they get to a tree in the nieghbor's backyard! they look over and see larry the tarantula shaking his fist and his head in disappointment 'them motherducking(lol get it) kids!' lee turned around and threw shit balls at Larry 'eat my rainbow buttfly shit larry teh dickrantula. ill kill youuu!'

'i hope u eat sum bad saaalt lerry!' kenny screaMed at the top of his legs. clemANTine then screeeamed as she fell down! {UH OH!} lee was presented with two soices, kick clem or help clem. he decided to do both . he kicked clem with his eye and then reached out his wing to pick her up. suddenly a little boy named anthony came up to the bugses. he looked at lee and said 'omfg u look yummy and my mommy hasn't fd me yet! im gonna eat you!' anthony bent down, and picked up lee, taking a huge ite of his wing. GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THAT WAS HIS FAVORITE WING! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! anthony chewed it an let out a long mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm and he wobbled away because he's a model, and he's used to strutting because he's HOT! lee said, 'FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.' HE ONLY HAD ONE WIIIING NOW!

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lol do you get it because lee lost an arm and leeterfly lost a wign! they're twinses! REVIEW IF I SHOULD CONTINUEE!