Slashers Vs Mary-Sue battalion #5
I know I'm going to get flamed, but this is all in fun. SEE! FUN! A word most people don't know these days. Grumble grumble... FUN!
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The captain of the Mary-Sues glared levelly at his opponent, the Dark Slash writer. DS scowled back and let her hand travel to the daggers at her waist. Each being embodied the traits of their kind. The Slash writer dark and romantic. The Captain of the Mary sues perky and hyper. "You're perkiness and straightness will not defend you! Evil Mary-Sue!" The Slash Writer hissed.
"Ah, but you're Legolas/Aragorn Slash fics will not save you now! Hark! feel the wrath of my keyboard! You are at my mercy!" growled the angry Mary- Sue captain. "Behold! Princes Kiara proves it! Legolas is not gay!" "Is too! How can anyone with long blonde hair and velvet not be gay!"
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Hahahahahah! And so I leave you to speculate and Flame me! If I get any good reviews, maybe I'll do a second chapter. (Runs of cackling.)
I know I'm going to get flamed, but this is all in fun. SEE! FUN! A word most people don't know these days. Grumble grumble... FUN!
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The captain of the Mary-Sues glared levelly at his opponent, the Dark Slash writer. DS scowled back and let her hand travel to the daggers at her waist. Each being embodied the traits of their kind. The Slash writer dark and romantic. The Captain of the Mary sues perky and hyper. "You're perkiness and straightness will not defend you! Evil Mary-Sue!" The Slash Writer hissed.
"Ah, but you're Legolas/Aragorn Slash fics will not save you now! Hark! feel the wrath of my keyboard! You are at my mercy!" growled the angry Mary- Sue captain. "Behold! Princes Kiara proves it! Legolas is not gay!" "Is too! How can anyone with long blonde hair and velvet not be gay!"
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Hahahahahah! And so I leave you to speculate and Flame me! If I get any good reviews, maybe I'll do a second chapter. (Runs of cackling.)
