Me: I'm Baaaaaack!
Kyo: NOOOOOOOO!
Yuki: (Runs)
Me: Mwhahahahahahaha (traps them in a closet)
Both: (cry T-T)
Momiji: What is X-alexius-X-sama doing now? (Gives innocent eyes)
Me: Nothing for you to see! (Pounces on him and blindfolds him)
Momiji: But I wanna watch! (Tries to take blindfold off)
Me: No, I'll give you candy if you run off and play!
Momiji: Yay candy! (Runs away)
Me: Whew, no devirginizing bunny eyes today!
Kyo and Yuki: (bust out of the closet)
Me: Hey you owe me a new closet!
Kyo: (looks at Yuki)
Yuki: (looks at Kyo)
Both: he did it! (Point at each other)
Me: oh so mature -.-;
Both: (Growl)
Me: Back you beasts back!
Ritsu: Miss X-alexius-X does not own fruits basket and/or its manga. She does however own this fanfic! (Trips and knocks over vase) O.O I'M SORRY I'M SORRY I'M SORRY! (Faints)
Me: O.O; on with the show….
-Note- I warn you the people I use might be a little out of character. I'm not used to using these pairings and I'm not sure how to work them, but I will try. Enjoy if you can…
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Banana Splits
Ritsu was crying, but no one could tell. It was raining and there was not another living soul to be found. His perfect day had been ruined like always. He was on his way to visit his idol, Ayame, but he had gotten lost. Now it was raining and he was sitting all alone on a bench, crying. He reached up to wipe away his tears, but another hand stopped him. He looked up to see the golden eyes of a very worried Ayame, who was holding an umbrella over the thoroughly soaked Ritsu.
"Why Rit-chan, why are you sitting out here in the rain? I've been looking for you for quite some time now." Ayame asked. Ritsu shook his head.
"I'm sorry, it's my fault. I was on my way to see you and I got lost. I'm sorry that You had to waste time to look for me. I'm so pathetic. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. "Ritsu cried. Ayame leaned closer, inspecting his cheeks.
"Why Rit-chan, you're crying." He whispered as he pulled a Kleenex from his pocket and gently wiped his tears away.
"I'm sorry." Ritsu answered, trying to hold back more tears.
"Don't be, it's not your fault. I came to look for you of my own free will. I wanted to look for you." Ayame told his worshipper. He watched as Ritsus surprised filled eyes looked up at him. His heart skipped a beat at how lovely his Monkey looked at that moment. He had always loved the boy. He loved how shy he was, how he always wore women's clothing, but most of all he loved him for how kind he was. Always was he kind and apologizing.
"You mean, you?" Ritsu couldn't finish his question, he was blushing to hard and his chest was pounding so fast. Ayame nodded.
"Yes, I'm always worrying about you. Come on let's get you out of the rain and into something dry." Ayame said, offering his hand. Ritsu nodded and accepted it, being pulled to his feet.
"But I was going to visit your shop." Ritsu whispered. Ayame smiled.
"Don't worry it's just a few blocks ahead." He answered. Ritsu blushed with embarrassment. He had been so close and hadn't even known it.
"I'm sorry." Ritsu apologized.
"Nonsense, there's absolutely nothing to be sorry about. Now let me guide you to my wonderful shop!" Ayame said, snapping his fingers and dragging the poor monkey behind him.
It took them less than twenty seconds to reach his shop at Ayames speed. When he reached it he threw open the door and pushed the soaked Ritsu through it. He disposed of his umbrella in the holder and elegantly stepped inside.
"Welcome to my wonderful Fantasy shop!" Ayame shouted, twirling around in exaggerated wonder. Ritsu, being the overwhelmed person that he was, gazed around in total awe. There were beautiful gowns, nurse uniforms, French maid outfits, and even a delicate devil costume. These were a dream come true for any man with a fantasy.
"I do hope you like what you see?" Ayame told him. Ritsu nodded his head.
"I do, they are beautiful." He answered. He reached out to touch a beautiful grey kimono with a pink swirl design. As he touched it the sleeve caught and it fell, tearing at the hem. Ritsu gasped in shock.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm such a Klutz, I shouldn't have touched it! I shouldn't even have come! I should leave!" Ritsu shouted. He turned to leave, but Ayame held onto his wait, soaking his own clothing.
"Don't be ridiculous. It's still pouring outside and you're completely soaked. As if I, the great Ayame, would sleep well knowing that I let someone as delicate as you leave on a night like this!" Ayame hissed as he pulled the panicking Monkey back into his shop.
"But your beautiful kimono, I've ruined it." Ritsu cried. Ayame sighed.
"Unfortunately yes, but that can be easily fixed. I don't blame you for anything Rit-chan!" Ayame announced. Ritsu sighed in relief with tears I his eyes. Ayames heart pounded for joy at the beautiful smile that he was given. He cleared his throat.
"Now, as for your clothes, I believe that mine would be too uncomfortable for you." Ayame said. Ritsu was about to open his mouth and apologize for the inconvenience, but Ayame put a finger to his lips to silence him.
"That is why I am giving you a choice of any piece of clothing in this store. You may wear whatever you like. Now, I feel the need to change out of these damp clothes. I shall return!" he shouted, putting a finger in the air. He skipped off to the stairs that led up to his apartment. Ritsu was left standing alone and nervous in the shop.
"Uh, um, oh." He whispered to himself as he began to walk through the shop. He restrained himself from touching all the lovely outfits. He believed that he didn't deserve it. But then he thought about how kind Ayame-san was to him and how it would be rude not to accept the offer. He sighed and began to look around. He passed all the maid outfits, the nurses uniforms, a school girl costume, and the delicate devil outfit. All of these were a little to extravagant for some one like him. He rounded the corner of a nurse section and froze right in his tracks. He had found the ultimate article of clothing.
There it was, hanging on a lone hanger on the wall. It was the most gorgeous gown that he had ever seen. Even more beautiful than any of the kimonos or dresses that he had ever worn. It was a pale pink, almost white. It had only on long sleeve, the other arm was to be covered by a silky scarf-like piece that attached at the wrist. The body was slim and the lower part flowed elegantly around the legs. The front split mid-thigh and flowed back into a train. To Ritsu it was the most wonderful thing in the world. He hesitantly took it off the rack and felt its silky lure. He sighed, looked around, and slipped from his soaked clothing. He used what little part of his clothes to dry himself off before he delicately slipped into the gown. It fit like a glove, as if it were made fore him and him only. Not only did it look wonderful, it felt wonderful. It was as if he were wearing a cloud. He sighed softly to himself. He just couldn't believe the way he felt right now, he began to twirl around.
Upstairs Ayame had already changed. He sighed as he sat down on his bed. He willed his heart to stop beating as fast as it was. This was his perfect dream come true. He had his lovely Rit-chan downstairs, changing into one of his own creations and he was going to stay until the storm ended. The only thing he needed to worry about was his need to fight back the urge to jump him. He couldn't do that, not to his Rit-chan. It would terrify him or traumatize him, and Ayame didn't want that to happen. So he took in a large breath, held it, and released it. He was as ready as he'd ever be. He stood up and walked down to check on his little Rit-chan. As his feet hit the floor he looked around. What he saw made him gasp, but no one but himself heard it. There was the object of his affection, dancing around in his shop. He was wearing the very dress that he had made when he had been thinking of him. He went to take a step towards him, but he stopped. For once the ever moving Ayame was stunned with self concern. He couldn't stand to hurt his Rit-chan. He gave a curt cough to announce his presence.
Ritsu was mid twirl when he heard the cough. He turned to see his idol staring at him. He blushed. Ayame was dressed in a pair of black slacks and a white shirt. Ritsu looked into Ayames eyes and noticed what looked like restrained need for something. Ritsu wished dearly to be that something. He smiled at Ayame.
"Thank you, for allowing someone like me to where one of you master pieces." He told him. Ayame nodded.
"I couldn't wish for anyone better." Ayame whispered. Ritsus stomach growled. Ayame stared at him and laughed his huge laugh.
"Well it appears, my dear Rit-chan, that you are hungry. I do hope that you are nothing like Kyonkichi. I don't believe I have enough fish for that." Ayame giggled. Ritsu shook his head.
"No, I have troubled you enough already. I don't wish to be a burden!" he yelled, he went to move forward and tripped over his wet clothes on the floor. Ayame, being the gentleman that he was, reach for him, only to trip and fall as well. Ritsu burst into a panic.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I don't deserve your kindness!" Ritsu shouted in Ayames ear. Ayame just ruffled his hair.
"If you have any respect for me then you would stop shouting out apologies for things that are not your fault." Ayame said ad he stood up, brushing off his clothing. Ritsu shut up immediately. Ayame smiled at him.
"Much better, now let us find you something to eat!" He shouted, pointing to the stairs. He led the now dry and silent Ritsu up to his apartment. After making sure that hit monkey was settled in at his table, the snake approached his refrigerator and looked inside. It was empty except for some bananas, a few strawberries, and some chocolate syrup. His eyes went wide and he looked into his freezer. There was only frozen pinaple and vanilla ice cream. He turned back to his monkey.
"I'm afraid all I have is ice cream and fruit, will that do?" he asked. Ritsu nodded. Ayame sighed in relief and pulled everything out of his fridge. He really needed to remember to go shopping tomorrow. He grabbed a bowl from his cupboard and put two peeled bananas in it. He scooped the remainder of the ice cream into it. He threw in the frozen pineapple. After chopping up some strawberries he threw them in too. Then he poured the chocolate syrup all over it. He looked around and spotted a jar of chopped nuts. He sprinkled some of them onto the newly made banana split. He grabbed a spoon and handed it to Ritsu. Ritsu took one bite and fell in love with it instantly. He began to eat it with gusto. With every spoonful he would lick the spoon clean. If you thought about it really hard it was almost sensual, and Ayame was thinking really hard. With every lick a soft sigh would escape Ritsus lips and Ayame would get hotter and hotter. His member began to stiffen and formed a tent in his pants.
"Rit-chan, don't you think you should eat that a bit slower?" Ayame asked. Ritsu just gave him a cute innocent look of confusion. Ayame just shook his head as if to say never mind. Ritsu went back to his banana split. Ayame began to shake as he fought his urge, but this was a battle that he was loosing. He just hoped that Ritsu wouldn't do anything more or he would loose it, but of course his prayers were not answered. Just as he chanced a look at Ritsu the monkey got a small bit of ice cream on his lips, just on the corner. Ayame snapped. He stood up, throwing his chair back. This shocked Ritsu so much that he abandoned his beloved split and looked up in shock. Ayame slowly, but sensually, walked around the table and placed his hand on Ritsus shoulder.
"Allow me my dear Rit-chan." He whispered as he leaned down and licked the creamy liquid from his lips. Ritsu blushed as his heart rate shot through the roof. Ayame just smiled as he kissed him passionately. He didn't care anymore. Tonight his Rit-chan will finally be his. On that thought he picked Ritsu up bridal style and carried him off into the bedroom.
"Ayame-san, what about the ice cream?" Ritsu asked in an attempt to hide his nervous behavior. Ayame just laughed huskily.
"There will always be more were that came from my beloved Rit-chan." He whispered, his hot breath tickling Ritsus ear. He reached the bed and gently set his Rit-chan down. Ritsu was blushing up a storm and that made Ayame harder than he ever was before.
"Rit-chan, do you trust me?" Ayame purred. Ritsu nodded, blushing even fiercer. Ayame smiled softly.
"Thank you." He whispered. He slowly slipped Ritsu out of his gown and was absolutely filled with glee as he saw that his monkey was wearing no under garments. Oh how he loved the rain.
He pressed Ritsu back until he was flush against the bed on his back. He bent down and licked his chin, up his cheek, and nipped at his ear. Ritsu gasped at the feeling of teeth on his sensitive ears. Ayame moaned as his hot breath grazed his neck. He licked down his neck, past his lovely chest, dipped in and out of his navel, and ran his tongue up the side of his now hardened member.
Ritsu moaned with a voice he never knew he could use.
"Ayame-san, please I need…" he was cut off as Ayame enveloped his hard cock into his own waiting cavern. Ritsu was writhing on the bed, filled with pleasure from that hot, wet tongue. God it felt so good, but suddenly it stopped. Ritsu opened the eyes that he didn't even knew he closed.
"What is wrong Ayame-san? Did I do something wrong? I'm sorry…" he was cut off again by the sight of a naked Ayame and said snakes finger touching his lips.
"Hush, my Rit-chan, you've done nothing wrong. I just wish to feel the strength of my lover." He whispered. Ritsu was confused until he felt Ayame settle himself down on his cock. It was so tight. He closed his eyes again and bucked, pushing deeper into the snake. Ayame moaned, pulling his Ritsu up against the headboard so that their chests could meet. Nipple rubbed against nipple and Ayame pulled up and brought himself back down over and over again. Ritsu pushed harder with each thrust, moaning louder and louder. Suddenly a strong feeling over came him and he came with a moan.
"Ayame-san!" he shouted as he filled Ayame with his seed. Ayame pushed down one more time before he to came, spilling his all over their stomachs. As he came down from his high he bit into Ritsus neck and began to suck on it, making a soon to be hickey. Ritsu was breathing heavily as Ayame got off of his ride. He laid down pulling his beloved Rit-chan into a passionate kiss. They laid there like the, cuddling for about a good hour or so. Then Ritsu looked up at Ayame.
"I'm sorry that you had to do that." He whimpered. Ayame just shook his head no with a large smile on his face.
"Nonsense, it was my pleasure." Ritsu just blushed and snuggled up close to his new lover.
"Ayame-san?" he asked, drifting off into sleep.
"May I have another Banana split tomorrow?" He asked with his last conscious thought. Ayame smiled.
"I most certainly hope so." Ayame replied, kissing him on the forehead. Ritsu sighed and finally drifted into blissful sleep. Ayame watched his love sleep for a moment, before drifting off to join him.
The End
Me: Well what do you think?
Ayame: I simply adored it! What wonder, what flare!
Me: Uh, is that a good thing? -.-;
Yuki: I think I'm going to be ill
Ayame: Yuki my dear brother! (Pounces)
Yuki: Oh dear god!
Kyo: (sneaking away)
Ayame: Oh Kyonkichi you're here too! (Pounces)
Kyo: Gah! (is getting some loving)
Yuki: (is throwing up) WTF? (Is glad it's not him)
Me: Wow….O.O…..what about Ritsu?
Ayame: Rit-chan shall always be my love, but Kyonkichi here has no one so I must perform the dead myself!
Ritsu: Oh Ayame-san is so thoughtful! (Cries)
Me: You're ok with that (points at the….scene) (cringes)
Ritsu: As long as my dear Ayame-san is doing good!
Momiji: (runs inside) I'm done playing….why is Ayame wrestling with Kyo?
Me: (covers his eyes) It's nothing!
Ritsu: I'm sorry you had to see that it's all my fault!
Shigure: (pops in from nowhere) Tada! (Pokes him) Go Aya! (Poofs out)
Me: I think it's time to say goodbye…..
Momiji: (still can't see) But I just got here!
Me: I'll buy you more candy if you do the end part and leave with me!
Momiji: Yay! Please Rate and Review!
Me: Yay! (Leaves with Momiji)
Yuki: (follows) don't rape him!
