-Greetings readers! This is my very first fanfiction…. EVER! I have been reading it for a while and had the sudden urge to write some (last night actually). I thought to myself Adventure Time's Bubline would be a great start. Please do tell me what works, but more importantly what doesn't. My usual stories are dark and scary, so trying to write cute love stories is a huge challenge for me. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed thinking it up! And if you would like me to continue I will do so!

NoLifeQueen

Chapter One

All I Wanna Do

I have been in my cave all day pacing up and down my living-room, waiting for night to fall and the chance to see the Princess. As soon as the sun began to set, I rushed out of the house and waited by the cave's mouth. I waited in the shadows, snapping my fingers to the rhythms in my head.
Is it just me or is the sun setting slower today? The thought made me chuckle, I couldn't believe I was actually excited to see her again. It has been a while, maybe she won't like me visiting without a warning. I shook my head and looked out at the sky as the last rays touched the earth. "Getting cold feet already?" I muttered as I stepped out of the cave into the night.
Outside, the light from the Burning Lands illuminated the land, revealing the path to the Candy Kingdom. I floated past many sleeping animals, distant howls begged for me to come and play. "Not tonight fellows." I whispered to the wind as I made my way towards her Kingdom. I knew that the men on watch, who are supposed to be looking out for enemies, would be snoring and dreaming of sweets. I kept my head down as I neared them, careful not to make a sound.
One of them stirred ever so slightly and said, "Hmmm, yes Lady Candy Corn, I would like that. Very. Very. Much!" I bit my lip hard; it was all I could do to keep me from laughing. I made sure to keep close to the wall when I neared her balcony, and I reached the insides of the room safe and sound. I gazed around at the familiar surroundings but found no one in sight. I grinned "She must be in the lab." I floated towards the chamber's door and opened it just a bit to see if there were guards outside, "All clear." I whispered in excitement as I bolted out of the room and into the hall.

Royal pictures adorned the walls; some were of past kings and queens, others of their pets and loved ones. I stood in front of my favorite one, it read, "Princess Bonnibelle Bubblegum of the Candy Kingdom" It must have been painted when she was around 10 for she bore a smile only the youth have, her crown was one bigger than her head, and the royal mantel seemed to engulf her tinny frame.The noise that suddenly came from the other side of the hallway stopped my thoughts short, and I didn't realize there was a smile on my face until it was gone.
"I'm so close I can feel it in my buns!" A very familiar voice screamed at the top of her lungs from across the hall.
"It's show time." I said under my breath as I slowly crept towards the owner of the voice. It was in cases like this that I was glad I was dead; no breathing and floating were very useful during stealth missions. I was directly behind her; she seemed to be deeply in thought when I decided what course of action I would take.
"Now the only ingredient I nee-" I cut her off by grabbing her waist, pinning her arms against her sides with one hand and using my other to cover her mouth; the initial shock of the attack must have kept her from struggling since the only change was her body tensing up.
I lowered my head towards her ear and whispered, "Shouldn't you be sleeping Princess? Tsk. Tsk" She shouted with all her might, but my palm muffled most of the noise. "Now, now, don't be a naughty brat. I come to visit you and this is how I'm greeted?" She tried wiggling her body to escape my iron grip. "Resistance is futile Princess. You will not escape." Her body goes limp against mine and I make the fatal mistake of thinking she had given up, as loosen my grip on her she digs her heel on my foot and elbows me on the stomach.
"Glob, Bonnibelle chill it's just me!" I said jumping from her reach. "That really hurt man." I rubbed my stomach frowning at her.

"Marceline!" Her face was a mixture of fear and rage as she hissed my name.

"Y-yeah it's me, chill."

"You scared the cabbage out of me!" Bonnibelle pointed a finger at me in accusation.
"That was the point, duh!" I said, trying hard to suppress my laugher.
"You are so distasteful." She said turning back around to her experiment.

"Yeah, yeah. Hey! So a little bird told me you were doing nerdy ju-"

"It is not junk Marceline. Now would you please go away, I have more important things to deal with."

"Ouch. So hurtful!" I winked at the back of her head as she huffed sarcastically. "So…" I hovered over her head, carefully taking out the box from my pocket. "… I guess you wouldn't be interested in seeing what I have here?" I continued, shaking it in front of her face.
"Hmm."
"Hmm? What does that mean?"
"I'm really busy Marceline." Bonnibelle sighed.
"I know, that's why I brought you that ingredient you keep talking about." I said shrugging out the hurt I felt of her not wanting me around. At the sound of the ingredient she looked up to face me, her mouth slightly opened in wonder. "You did what?" She whispered.
"Yeah, well… Here, don't just stare at me. Take it." I said offering her the box, which after a small pause she took from my hands. She gasped in delight as she opened the box, her eyes lighted up with a fire that made my chest hot.
"I'm still mad at you though." Bonnibelle said looking up at me once more.
"Wha! C'mon cut me a break Bonni, maybe if your guards actually guarded the place instead of taking naps you wouldn't get kidnapped so often." There was a long pause where she looked at me in silence, it might have been a trick of the light but I could have sworn her cheeks were slightly flushed. I cleared my throat "Anyway, I have decided to crash here for the night."
"And why did you decide that?"
Stretching my legs towards the ground I landed with a soft clank right in front of her, "I ummm… if I can break in and get at you then others can too."
"Marceline, are you worried about my safe being?" Bonnibelle said smiling.