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By: Foxfighter
Author's Notes
Okay, here we go. This I the first time that I have ever submitted a fan fiction anywhere. At first I was just going to make this one of those crappy 3rd person self insertion fics where your own character is like God. But this is going to be different: This will be a crappy 1st person self insertion fic where my character fights someone who is actually, get this, stronger than he is. Yeah I know, just like tons of others out there, but I will actually try to make this good. If you decide to review please leave some constructive criticism so I can actually get better at this whole writing thing. (Cut me some slack, this is my first time.) I really just want to make a story that people will enjoy so, I hope you like it. (I am writing this one chapter at a time, so it may be a while before I can update, but I'll try my best.)
Better go ahead and get the legalities out of the way:
Sonic and all the other characters are copyright SEGA, and DIC, not me.
Sandra Nightweaver and Packbell (Yes I know two of the most overused characters ever, but bear with me here.) are copyright Bookshire Draftwood and are used without permission.
I don't really give a crap about if you want to use my character. But if for some strange reason you do, at least mention my name. Jerks….
Warning: Bad language and violence probably ahead. Stop reading now if you think this will fry your young impressionable mind. You've been warned.
Chapter 1: The Siege of Knothole Village
Part 1: Preparations
"What's the situation?"
"Not good. Were surrounded on all sides, there just sitting there, waiting."
"How many?"
"At least two-hundred strong, and more are arriving as we speak."
"Shit, so we're really fucked huh?"
"…yep."
It's the middle of the night, and I'm in Knothole's war room discussing our current situation with Rotor, one of my buddies.
Sonic and Sally left on a goodwill mission to the Southern Continent about a week ago.
Some poor guy got captured on a mission, was interrogated, leaked Knothole's location, that Sonic was gone, and here we are: forty or so Freedom Fighters going up against a force over four times our size.
"Jordan, what are we going to do? We can't just abandon Knothole."
That one was from Sandra, one of my good friends. She's sitting with me and Rotor amidst the chaos going on in the room. She just happens to be one of the best spies that the Mobius has ever known. She's a slim, finely muscled fox with black fur. A little older than me. The most beautiful girl I've ever seen. Damn good fighter too.
Hell while I'm thinking about it,
I guess you'd like to know who I am, seeing as how your going to be spending a lot of time with me, eh?
I could waste time boring you with details about myself, like how I'm not from Mobius, about the whole Zoanthrope thing, about how I've trained in the martial arts my whole life, like how I am thoroughly fucked up in the head, about how the hope that Sandra might one day love me keeps me from going insane in this fucked up horrible place and time I'm living in. But, I won't.
….
Ha ha, I did anyway.
I bet I just made you pretty mad huh?
Well, tough shit.
If you really want a picture: I'm a tall, muscular fox with white fur, black hair and blue eyes. Not half bad looking, accept I always put people off because I constantly look angry. I have to repress my other side, the thing I change into when I go crazy. Big, scary giant wolf thing called Yugo. Not exactly a pretty sight, but he can beat the Hell outta some Swat-Bots.
Downside of being a Zoanthrope: You're a freak.
Wait… why the Hell am I thinking about this right now?
I'm probably about to DIE, along with everyone else in this room.
I need to do something.
The only thing I can do is wait, it'll come to me.
…….
At this point most of the chaos going on around us has stopped, and now everyone is concentrating on figuring out a plan. It's pointless, as we are outgunned and outnumbered in every way.
But we do have something those Bot's don't have.
We have the will to keep living.
The instinct of self-preservation can go a long way in a fight, and that will be the only possible way that we are going to make it through this.
Self preservation…. That's it. Ding ding ding! I have a plan!
I step up and try to quiet everyone.
They listen, I'm fairly respected around here, thanks in no small part to Sonic (and a little bit to Yugo).
"Okay, we can't win in an all out fight. Right?"
Everyone agrees.
"What we need to do is break down the hut's that are outside of a certain distance from the center of the village, let's say one hundred yards, and use the materials to build a defensive perimeter around the rest of Knothole. Then we put in a distress call to Sonic and the Southern Freedom Fighters, grit our teeth, bear down, and try and hold out until they get here."
Man I'm good.
"That'll never work."
What?
"Huh?"
One person, a lynx, stands up.
If I remember correctly, this smug little fucker's name is Jerry. I distinctly remember him being part of the lynch mobs that came after me a few months ago after the incident.
Basically some guy comes up and starts messing with me, he eventually punches me, we fight for a while, I accidentally go Zoanthrope and almost kill him. I was just fighting back and now suddenly the entire village hates me.
Eh, enough of my bitching. Anyway,
"The only thing those huts are made out of is wood. Robotnik'll torch 'em as soon as they start and then were screwed. "
Damn… he's right.
"Well, what do you propose we do? Run away?"
"No… just-"
Tails stands up.
"Wait a second!"
All eyes turn to him.
"Remember those Roboticizer rifles we took from Robotnik a couple months ago?"
"Yeah, it was my fist mission."
Where's he going with this?
Shoot ourselves and save Robotnik the pleasure?
"They can turn any organic matter into metal right? Why not shoot the materials with the rifles so we can build a better defense?"
Damn it, Tails you are a genius my friend.
A lot better than me at this, that's for sure.
Everyone else seems to agree with me because they are already running outside toward the small weapons cache we have.
I quickly follow them.
We are no where near finished yet.
Not if I have anything to say about it.
……………..
What'd ya think? Not too bad huh? I know it can be a lot better so please leave a review so I can get better.
By breaking chapters down into short parts, I'll be able to update a lot more often, cause I'm not exactly the fastest writer in the world.
Till next time
FF
