WOAH! Sorry, guys, I don't know how, but this story just... dissappeared! I was gonna update, but I couldn't find it anywhere! I apologize if you couldn't find it either, so I'm gonna re-post.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
RRRRRIIIINNGG!
The Homeroom bell rang, but nobody in Room 301006 bothered to sop what they were doing.
"Sasuke-kuuuuuun!" A herd of squealing girls cooed.
The jet black haired teen ignored them and sipped his coffee.
"Oi, Teme? Why's Kakashi-sensei ALWAYS late? It's the second month of school and he hasn't come on time, ever."
"And you've never missed a day of complaining either, dobe."
"Why you-"
"Yo."
There he was, standing in the doorway.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Nineteen voices chorused.
The tall white haired man in his late twenties gave a shaky laugh.
"Gomen."
Immediately, everyone returned to what they had been doing- or rather, they tried to.
"Ahem. Class, I have an important announcement to make."
Everyone looked up, surprised.
"Sensei, is it a new porn book? 'Cause that isn't important." Kiba called out.
Kakashi's red face put tomatoes to shame.
"N-no!" He stammered. "We're having a new student in this class."
All the students in the room gasped in unison.
Almost a split second after, the class hummed with excitement and deafening discussion on this new student.
"Girl or boy?"
"I don't know."
"I hope it's a pretty girl!"
"No, I want a cute guy!"
"I bet you it's a guy."
"Deal. Fifteen bucks."
"That's a lot."
"You chicken?"
"No! We'll shake on it."
"Good."
"Hey, do you even have fifteen dollars?"
"Who cares?"
"Yeah, we'll see tomorrow."
"No, I want to know now!"
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" A group of kids yelled over the squabble.
"Yes?"
"Is it a boy or girl?"
"Girl."
"HAND OVER THE MONEY!"
Grumbling, the kid pulled out the cash and gave it to a very smug looking Naruto.
"You're luck at this stuff is infuriating!"
He just gleefully shrugged and pocketed his prize.
Sasuke slammed his locker door closed to see Naruto's face grinning at him.
"Ready for lunch?" The blonde asked, stomach growling.
"Hn."
As they walked down the hall, heading for the cafeteria, Naruto jabbered constantly, and the Uchiha let his mind wander.
A new student. Oh great, another girl. Probably going to end up like all those other retarded fan girls. He thought.
Suddenly, an ear piercing screech jerked him awake.
"SSSAAAAASSSUUUUUUUUKKKKKEEEE EEE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNN!"
And this one's probably the most retarded of them.
He could feel his best friend bristle and stop talking.
Karin stepped in front of him.
From a spectator's point of view, she was pretty. Her long red hair was styled so that one side of her hair was straight while the other was spiky.
She was tall and curvaceous, and in the Konoha High School uniform, it accentuated her rather large bust. She had brown glasses that she now held in her hand as she flirtatiously batted her eyelashes at Sasuke.
"Heyyy, hottie," Karin murmured seductively, or so she thought as she sashayed to his side and casually loped an arm through his.
He shook her off irritably and continued walking.
"Oooh, Sasuke-kun, you're so cool with that cold attitude of yours!" She squeaked in a high, fake, girly voice.
Naruto had enough.
Forcing a very unconvincing smile to his lips, he turned around.
"Hehe, Karin, you have a pen mark on your face."
Her reaction was faster than sound.
In a flash, she was digging in her bag and yanked out a pocket mirror.
Karin looked at every possible angle on her "perfect, lovely, godly" face, but found no pen mark.
Her face screwed into a very ugly mess as she growled.
"NARUTO!" She screamed.
Too bad he had already grabbed Sasuke and sprinted into the gigantic cafeteria filled with too many people to shove past.
" Sasuke-chan, you brought your friend Naruto over, ne?"
His beloved auntie brightened at the sight of her favorite little Uchiha—even though he wasn't so little anymore.
"Yeah. I owe him one for saving my butt from his cousin."
"Oh really?"
The old woman's eyes crinkled as she smiled at Sasuke's knucklehead best friend.
"Ah, hehe, h-hai, Uchiha-baachan." Naruto rubbed the back of his head.
"Well, you two run along then, I've got cleaning to do."
They bowed to her and entered the humongous Uchiha mansion.
"Wow…" For once, the blonde idiot had nothing to say.
His eyebrow twitching, Sasuke dragged his buddy up two flights of stairs, through a hallway maze, past too many doors to count, and into his room.
"Ne, Teme, you're like, really, really, REALLY, REALLY rich!"
He smirked.
"Hn. Took you that long to notice?"
Choosing to ignore that comment, Naruto continued to gawk at everything in awed silence.
After five minutes, the raven headed boy was getting annoyed.
"Hey, are you done yet?"
As if snapping back to reality from the sound of Sasuke's harsh bark, he fell backwards and knocked a china vase from a shelf…
In slow motion, Naruto dove for the fragile piece of pottery, but to his ultimate horror, it slipped through his hands and he crashed into the floor headfirst.
Squeezing his eyes shut, he waited for a loud noise of shattering china and a furious attack from Sasuke.
Neither happened.
He opened his eyes and found Sasuke leaning against the wall and holding the vase.
"Wh-WHAT!?"
"Hn."
The vase was put back where it was supposed to be and Sasuke sat down at his desk to start on his homework, leaving a very confused and fascinated Naruto sitting in the same spot he had landed.
These Uchihas… He didn't get how they could magically fly to the other side of the room in a blink of an eye.
But then, there was a lot he didn't get about life itself.
"My stomach is full. That was the best, Uchiha-obachan!" Naruto happily said.
Mikoto laughed. She could definitely see Kushina in him.
"Thank you, Naruto-kun. Tell your mother I said hi!"
"Sure will! Bye! See you tomorrow, Sasuke!"
"Hn."
"Isn't he such a sweet child?" Mikoto cheerfully remarked to her husband.
"Hmph. Too noisy."
"Aw, c'mon! He's a good influence on Sasuke!"
Fugaku tried to imagine his younger son running around in the house like there was no tomorrow and hollering his lungs out about the littlest things.
He couldn't.
"Sasuke better not turn out like him."
His wife swatted him playfully.
"Don't be such a jerk. He needs fun. He hasn't been getting enough of it since, like, third grade. Trust me, I know."
"Hmph."
"You know, sometimes you can be so shallow!"
Hope you liked!
Please comment in a review or something. I wanna know how bad it was! ^.^
