Title: The Art of Being Partners.

Fandom: Naruto

Pairing: Deidara x Sasori

Rating: PG 13

Warnings: Okay if you haven't seen Naruto: Shippuden or know the characters Deidara and Sasori then this won't make any sense at all. I'd say only read this if you've seen past episode 23 of Shippuden anime or read past Vol. 30 of the manga. Boy x Boy love (i.e. a kiss), drabble.

Description: Emotions like this were not something Sasori was used to.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, it is the property of the lord and master of anime and manga Masashi Kishimoto-sensei.

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"Kami! Would you just shut up for 5 minutes!"

"What the hell is your problem Sasori-danna un?"

"Your incessant babbling. I need to concentrate for these repairs."

"You've been working on that puppet since we got back un."

"Deidara."

"You should take a break un."

"Deidara."

"You could come see the new bomb I'm working on un."

"DEIDARA!"

"Something wrong un?"

"Shut up"

"Who's gonna make m..."

He was silenced as the hard lips of the puppet master captured his mouth, a wooden hand tangling itself in blond hair, scraping painfully on the taller man's scalp. Deidara struggled in the grasp, his hands scrabbling at the hand pulling on his hair. His mouths trying to bite the puppet master to make him let go, however his attempts were in vain as all the teeth encountered was the solid wood of the false, chakra infused 'body' of the eternally young Sasori.

There was more than one way to silence an annoying blond partner who made you feel more than what was essentially a shell, should be able to feel.