First chapter-BARNEY!
10 Ways to Annoy him:
1. Tell him the Bro Code is a hoax.
2. Tell him he looks hideous in a suit.
3. Sneak into his apartment and steal all of his suits when he's asleep. Watch him scream like a little girl the next day.
4. Tell him that statistics show that women are more attracted to guys wearing (insert anything that is not a suit).
5. As he is hitting on the billionth girl, walk in, pretend to be a doctor like Marshall did so, except say he has every STD (or STI-whatever you want to call it) in existence. This will pwn him more than "Crabs with Super Herpes."
6. When he's hitting on another girl, pretend that you are a child concieved by one of his one-night stands and say that there are 300 other children who were concieved the same way according to DNA tests.
7. Tell him there is a TEENY TINY hole in his tie.
8. Tell him he looks sexy in the ducky tie.
9. Tease him by playing with yourself with sex toys right in front of him, but make a run for it just as you are about to do it.
10. If you want to increase his chances of killing you, BURN all of his suits after stealing them.
