NS: Hey guys. Seriously, don't look up blue waffle into google. It's rather gross but don't say I didn't warn you if you do. I own nothing.

Prompt: Why you should never type 'blue waffle' into google and hit I'm feeling lucky.

The sound of fingers tapping rapidly on a keyboard woke Nero from his rather nice dream. He could hear a snicker and rolled his eyes before curling up on his side, pulling his plush pillow over his head tighter. It was too early to hear Dante jerking off to porn. It didn't help that the younger devil-hunter hadn't confessed like he told himself he was... A month ago.

It was just too easy to fall into a habit at Devil May Cry. Wake up, take a shower, go downstairs and hassle Dante with 'old man' comments, kill some demons, come home, take another shower, eat, and go to bed after jerking off to the moans Dante gave when he was jerking off. It was a nice lifestyle and he didn't want to have to create a new one just because the elder was disgusted at his feelings.

At the chortle from Dante, he growled under his breath, his right arm glowing, making the skin of his shoulder and back glow in it's light. It was too hot in the summer to wear a shirt to bed and the only reason he wore boxers was because he knew that Dante had a habit of walking in on people when they were asleep or just getting up.

"Dante, I swear to God, or whoever the fuck demons worship, I'm going to ram that computer up your ass, every time you wipe your nose, you're gonna be deleting all your fucking porn if you don't shut the fuck up and let me get some fucking sleep!" Nero yelled through the wooden wall.

It got eerily silent and Nero let out a sigh of relief, thinking the older hunter had given up on looking up porn and gone to bed. He rolled over onto his other side and yawned, letting his blue eyes slide closed. But before he could get some sleep, he heard a giggling-snort that had him twitching. It was silent after that but he found sleep evading him.

After laying in bed, waiting for sleep, sleep finally came to him, letting him pass out.

When he awoke the next morning, he rolled out of bed to get his shower but... The office was quiet. Finding that a bit creepy, he walked to Dante's room and peered inside. No one. But there was a note on the computer.

With a sigh, he strolled into the other's room fully. In Dante's scrawling, it read Type 'blue waffle' into google and hit 'I'm feeling lucky'. Nero rolled his eyes, thinking of the other stupid things Dante had him look up. It couldn't be any worse that that video on the web that had, literally, wasted ten seconds of his life. Those were ten precious seconds he could never get back.

Sitting down at the desk, he booted the pc up and yawned, stretching. Opening up a google page, he did as was instructed.

"DANTE!!!"

Miles away, Dante was slashing and hacking into demons left and right, only to pause and start laughing when he heard his name being screamed by Nero.

"Ah, gotta love that kid," he said with a chuckle before going back to work, knowing he'd have hell to face when he got home... Maybe he'd finally get himself a piece of that sweet Nero-ass he'd been eyeing.