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Residents of Hogwarts as sung by Peeves
Ahem. Phhhbbbbiiittttt!
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McGonagall, self righteous cat
Braggs about every Gryffindor brat
Head won't fit in a witch's hat
Can she walk through a door?
No! She's way too fat!
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Weasley
How measly
Possessions antique
All red hair
And brains rare
A horrid physique
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Potter, Potter
What a rotter
Took out a girl
And then forgot her
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Professor Albus Dumbledore
Hogwarts little sugar hoar
Teeth are rotten to the core
Gives a speech Oh! What a bore!
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Draco Malfoy
Daddy's boy
Killing mudbloods
Greatest joy
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Severus Snape
The greasy git
Has never possessed
An ounce of wit
Glares until
His students split
Ain't worth a thing
Without his Potions kit!
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I am sorry; this rendition of The Residents of Hogwarts has been interrupted indefinitely due to the lack of the performing poltergeist, Peeves.
We have no knowledge of the identity of the individual or individuals who have banished Hogwarts' resident poltergeist, but we have found evidence that the guilty party/parties is either fluent in the art of or has access to rare potions as a Poltergeist Dispelling Potion was found smeared over every entry way into Hogwarts.
If you have any information leading to the identification and/or capture of the guilty party/parties please post the information via owl to the Department of Afterlife Legalities and Rights, office 67, Ministry of Magic.
Thank you,
Alder Woldretch
AN: Ahem. Okay, not my normal style. I had an idea that would not leave me alone until I wrote it. Ah, all poems are original…by me. Um…please don't kill me?
