Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray – Noah "Badass" Puckerman: Have I told you how much I love you recently? :)
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Noah "Badass" Puckerman – Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray: You have babe, this is the 500th time today ;)
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray – Noah "Badass" Puckerman: I love you so, so much Puck ;)
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Noah "Badass" Puckerman – Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray: I love you more bby :)
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray: Noah Puckerman is my egghead.
[Noah "Badass" Puckerman likes this.]
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: You guys are freaking cute and annoyingly disturbing, I wanna vomit.
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Artie "Wheelchair Dude" Abrams: Wha- hold up, since when are those two together again?
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Mercedes "Chocolate Thunder" Jones – Artie "Wheelchair Dude" Abrams: Since Monday. They were seen holding hands, spotted kissing everywhere they go, making out at the bleachers…
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Artie "Wheelchair Dude" Abrams – Mercedes "Chocolate Thunder" Jones: Thx for the holds up, Mercedes, I think I got it.
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Brittany "Britney Clone" Pierce: I can't log on Facebook.
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez – Brittany "Britney Clone" Pierce: B, I can see u. You are logged in.
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Brittany "Britney Clone" Pierce – Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Oh, okay. Now I can't figure out how to log-out.
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[Mercedes "Chocolate Thunder" Jones, Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray, and 3 others like this.]
Mercedes "Chocolate Thunder" Jones: LOL :)
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[Artie "Wheelchair Dude" Abrams, Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray, and 8 others like this.]

Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez – Brittany "Britney Clone" Pierce: Crap.
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Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson: Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray and Noah "Badass" Puckerman, you guys are SO weird.
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Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson: Dislike. Dislike. Dislike! :(
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Rachel "Gold Star" Berry: Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray and Noah "Badass" Puckerman, I am so happy for you guys! :) Don't mind Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson, he's just jealous of what you guys have. :D
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray – Rachel "Gold Star" Berry: I admire your optimism, Rachel. :)
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Changsquared joined Facebook.

Changsquared – New Directions: Mike "Dancing King" Chang and Tina "Emo Goth" Cohen-Chang here! :)
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray – Changsquared: You guys have one account?
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Changsquared – Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray: Yup, we love sharing interests… like Mike's abs. :) Oh and it's Tina here by the way.
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray – Changsquared: I think I got the picture, Tina. No need to further elaborate.
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Changsquared – Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray: Did I mention how hot he is in bed? :)
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray – Changsquared: Okay, that's just ew. Way too much information, Tina. Crap, you've just given me a mental image of you guys making out everywhere in the school, even in the custodian's closet!
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Google Talk: IM

Chastity Queen:
Puck, I'll see you tonight? Your house, 7pm? :)
Badass:
You got it Quinnie Quinn, I'm yours tonight. ;)
Chastity Queen:
I'm yours forever and ever :)
Badass:
I can't wait bby ;)
Chastity Queen:
Love you badass :)
Badass:
Love you more, my chastity queen ;)

[Chastity Queen is offline.]
[Badass is offline.]

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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: I have it on good authority that Chastity Queen and Badass are doing the deed tonight. I however, wouldn't be surprised if they announce to the entire club, more like the entire school that they are engaged with another Fabray-Puckerman on the way. I'm just sayin'…
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray – Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: BACK. THE.
Noah "Badass" Puckerman – Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: HELL. OFF.
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Quinn and Puck sitting on a tree, F-U-C-K-I-N-G! ;) wanky.
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Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray: Santana Lopez. You. Are. A. Psychotic. Bitch!
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[Noah "Badass" Puckerman, Rachel "Gold Star" Berry, and 8 others like this.]
Noah "Badass" Puckerman: Give it up for my girl, Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray! :)
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[Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray, Rachel "Gold Star" Berry, and 5 others like this.]

Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Quinn and Puck, are you guys up for a threesome?
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Hell-ooooo? Am I the only one here?
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Hello? Guys?
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Fine, fuck you all.
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Lauren "Big Ass Heart" Zizes: It's because you're a bitch, that's why no one's even bothering replying to you.
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[Noah "Badass" Puckerman, Rachel "Gold Star" Berry, Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray, and 8 others like this.]
Artie "Wheelchair Dude" Abrams: WORD! I kinda like Big Ass Heart now.
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Whoa, what the hell? All the glee kids liked "fat bottomed girl's" post? Even you Britt Britt?
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Brittany "Britney Clone" Pierce – Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Lauren "Big Ass Heart" is right, San. You are a bitch.
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[Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray, Rachel "Gold Star" Berry, and 29 others like this.]
Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez – Brittany "Britney Clone" Pierce: Fuck you B.
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Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez – Lauren "Big Ass Heart" Zizes: Watch out Zizes, World War III is about to commence.
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Lauren "Big Ass Heart" Zizes – Santana "Bitchy Latina" Lopez: Bring it on, BITCH! :)
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[Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray, Rachel "Gold Star" Berry, and 35 others like this.]

Quinn "Chastity Queen" Fabray: San being crushed by Lo? Oh ho, I wouldn't miss it for the world! :)
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Rachel "Gold Star" Berry: Be prepared McKinley High, 'cause all hell is about to break loose! :)
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Google Talk: IM

Gold Star:
I'm kinda weirded out, Quinn.
Chastity Queen:
What do you mean, Rachel?
Gold Star:
You, liking my wall posts.
Chastity Queen:
Oh haha, that's weirding you out? If it makes you feel any better Rach, you are liking my wall posts too. :)
Gold Star:
Oh hahaha, sorry, I didn't notice that. What a little dumb of me.
Chastity Queen:
Nah, not dumb at all. Okay, maybe just a little.
Gold Star:
That was mean, Quinn!
Chastity Queen:
I'm kidding Rach! :)
Gold Star:
Oh. Hahaha, I thought you were serious… So we're good? :)
Chastity Queen:
If we weren't, we wouldn't be here IMing each other.
Gold Star:
Yeah I know that… I'm just making sure that's all.
Chastity Queen:
We're good Rach, trust me… I don't bite :)
Gold Star:
I trust you :)
Chastity Queen:
I gotta go, can't keep my boyfriend waiting any longer ;)
Gold Star:
Ew, please don't tell me about it. I think I got it already.
Chastity Queen:
Haha, nice chatting with ya… Rachel. :)
Gold Star:
I'm surprised. What, no "manhands?"
Chastity Queen:
I've changed Berry, people change. :)
Gold Star:
I know, I'm just kidding.
Chastity Queen:
Oh. :) I really have to go.
Gold Star:
I won't keep you. Im'ma be looking forward to our next IM, Q :)
Chastity Queen:
Me too :) Bye Rach ;)
Gold Star:
Ew. :) Haha. Bye, Quinn.

[Chastity Queen is offline.]
[Gold Star is offline.]

Mercedes "Chocolate Thunder" Jones: Need You Now by Rachel B. and Puck is a hit on youtube! :) 17, 500 hits to be exact!
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Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson: Clearly they just sang that to make me jealous.
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Rachel "Gold Star" Berry – Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson: Did it work? ;)
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Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson – Rachel "Gold Star" Berry: Look who's talking.
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Rachel "Gold Star" Berry – Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson: I hate you. So much.
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Finn "Frankenteeny" Hudson – Rachel "Gold Star" Berry: I hate you more.
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Noah "Badass" Puckerman: Quotes of the day: "Absence makes the heart grow fonder." And my favorite: "The more you hate, the more you love." ;)
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TBC.

A/N: This was inspired by various conversations with my friends. They're nagging me to do a glee facebook style fic, so here it is, I made their wish come true! :) Please Review. Reviews totally make my world go round. :D

So should I continue this or what?

More IMs, texts, and Facebook wall posts on the next chapter! Klaine will be featured too! :)

Up next: Spoiler-ish - Quick in an awful mess! Uh-oh… Looks like trouble really has a way of finding them.