Author's Note: This is a fanfiction. No copyright infringement is intended.

Reviews are appreciated.

RatedTeen: for violence, and biological concepts that may not be appropriate for younger children (not until chapter 12 though).

Pairings: None. Although there will be slight innuendo for various pairings (kind of like in the anime!)

Warning:This story contains dubious humor, terrible puns, crossdressing, and the occasional moment of complete silliness. And it is slightly educational.


Ken Murata leaned back and closed his eyes. Sometimes there were benefits to being the Great Sage. Sure, Yuuri was more popular, but he had all the responsibilities of being King. Paperwork to sign, nobles to greet, a country to run, negotiations with other countries...nope, Murata was definitely not jealous of Yuuri.

Most of the time Ken didn't have much to do at the Temple. It could get a little boring sometimes, but it was nice once in a while.

He had just finished exams on Earth (not that they had been difficult), and now he could lounge about to his heart's content until he felt like doing something productive again.

He could hear the birds chirping, the wind blowing, shrine maidens tiptoeing away as they tried not to disturb the Great Sage as he started to doze off…

A whining buzzing sound interrupted his moment of tranquility. It increased in volume as it approached his ear.

"mmph…mosquito" Murata mumbled as he slapped the air near his ear. He missed. Murata opened his eyes and searched around for the insect that had disturbed him.

Murata sat upright and his heart felt like it stopped for a moment as he realized something. He was in Shin Makoku, not Earth. There shouldn't be any mosquitoes here. There never had been, until now.

This was bad, potentially very bad. He stood up and started to run toward the castle.