AN: Don't ask. I don't know why this came out of my brain, but it did. I thought it was funny though! Everyone know the Fresh Prince theme song, right? So sing along to that tune! May God have mercy on me for this :P
Now this is a fanfic all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
So I'd like to take a minute, so please don't fuss
I'll tell you how I became the Prince of a store called Junes
West of Inaba born and raised
In a trash can is where I spent most of my days.
Chillin' out with Chie, workin' for my daddy
Tryin hard to score with Saki Konishi
When a rookie detective, who said he was bored
Started throwin' people in the TV world
I met one fuzzy shadow, and then I got scared
Said "There's nuttin' inside, it's a hollow bear!"
So I waited for a train and when it came near
Met up with a kid with silvery hair
If anything I could say that this kid was rare
But I thought, "Nah forget it, The Midnight Channel's on the air!"
We hopped in the TV just after twelve
And had to do battle with our shadowy selves
"Thou art I and I art thou" was hard to confess
Now I sit on my throne as the Fresh Prince of Junes.
Ya, so that just happened. :P
