Neyla is the Key

A fanfic told in the POV of an upcoming villain for my fanmade Sly Cooper game. Remember... Neyla is the key! SPOILERS for 'Thieves in Time'!

[I do not own Sly Cooper, BUT I OWN MY OCs.]


Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Frankie NiHi-La, but you can call me Frank. I am the father of Neyla NiHi-La, who became a constable for the Paris Interpol squad, alongside The Contessa, and Inspector Carmelita Montoya Fox.

You're probably wondering why my daughter is not here. Where is she, you ask?

she is...

DEAD.

Why?

Well, I don't need you to guess, but I'll tell you who is responsible for her death.

A master raccoon thief, called Sly Cooper. I remember his family line, especially his father. Those blasted Coopers are good for nothing thieves, and they always get away with their thievery, letting others take the fall.

That's why my daughter joined the Interpol force, to stop criminals. But I never expected her and The Contessa to join up with a band of criminals called the Klaww Gang, especially their leader, Arpeggio. I thought it was preposterous. But he needed my help in rebuilding Clockwerk, the Cooper Clan's enemy, after Sly defeated him, and those pathetic misfits he called 'The Fiendish Five.' More like 'Foolish Five', if you ask me!

But when my daughter was gone, I was so mad, I blamed Sly Cooper, and I then started plotting my revenge on him. It was not easy to prepare, mind you.

If you thought that my revenge on Sly Cooper was all by other means, you're WRONG.

Who was it that ordered Dr M to attack the Cooper Vault?

Who was it that ordered Cyrille Le Paradox to travel through time and steal the canes of the Cooper ancestors to erase the Cooper legacy?

Who was it that even forced that pink pipsqueak Penelope to betray the Cooper Gang?

ME!

I was the one who did it.

But believe me, that pathetic skunk, Le Paradox, he was such a complete jerk, and I could not believe those pathetic goons he hired - El Jefe, Toothpick, Grizz, & Miss Decibel, all FAILED. Even Penelope, and she was the smart one. But I never expected for Sly Cooper to get trapped somewhere in time.

Despite HIS failure, Le Paradox was able to follow his part of my plan on revenge on Sly Cooper - he put a tracking device on Sly's cane, allowing me to track his position wherever he goes, be it in the world, or through any era in time.

That's taken care of part 1 of my revenge plan on Sly Cooper.

Now, for Part 2: Tracking Sly Cooper.

My master plan continues, as we speak.

Tracking...

Tracking...

Tracking...

Tracking...

TRACKING COMPLETE.

[This is where the secret ending of Sly Cooper: Thieves in Time would be]

Ah. he's ended up in Ancient Egypt in the time of his ancestor, Slytunkhamen Cooper I.

Perfect.

You know, Penelope didn't just build a time machine for Le Paradox, she also built one for me.

Now that I know where Sly Cooper is, it's time to make my move.

King Anubihaminzun, it's time to head to Egypt. if you find Sly... capture him. and if you find Slytunkhamen Cooper I, his ancestor, capture him too.

The rest of you, prepare yourselves. When Sly returns to the present, we'll be ready for him, and his pathetic friends.

Soon, Neyla, you will be avenged. Sly Cooper will be executed, and then, the only Master Thief will be ME!

Mu-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Just remember...

Neyla is the Key!


AUTHOR'S NOTE:

Let's hope Sly Cooper gets another game made, for I want to see him back!

READ AND REVIEW!

AND remember...

Neyla is the Key!