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Cast List:
Sally- Princess Sally
Jack Skellington- The Prince
Dr. Finklestein- The King
Oogie Boogie- The Evil Queen
Barkis- The Witch
Harry's Girl 01031992- Dwarf #1
Nausicaa of the Spirits- Dwarf #2
Random Little Writer- Dwarf #3
Victor Van Dort- Dwarf #4
Emily- Dwarf #5
Victoria Everglot- Dwarf #6
Wallace- Dwarf #7
Gromit- The Dwarves' dog
Lady Tottington- Prince Jack's Sister
Will Turner- Prince Jack's Hot Cousin
Jack Sparrow- Prince Jack's Other Hot Cousin
Lock, Shock, Barrel and Quartermaine- Faces in the Magic Mirror
Sally and the Seven Dwarves
Once upon a time, there was a queen who lived in a faraway kingdom. One day, she was sitting upon her throne and sewing in needle-point. As she was sewing, she accidentally poked (more like stabbed) herself in the finger with her needle. As she looked at her finger, bleeding profusely, she thought to herself, "Golly gee whiz! I'd sure like to have a child one day with patchy skin, auburn hair and cheeks that blush the same color of the blood dripping down my finger and onto the floor."
Having gotten that idea into her head, she ran to her husband, King Finklestein, who was working in the lab. She tapped him on his gianormous head until he got peeved.
"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!" The king yelled angrily, which made him almost fall out of his wheel-chair.
"Dearest, darlingest Finkle-poo, can you make me a child? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee…" Five hours later… "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease, please, please, please, please with jelly-beans, chocolate chips and whipped cream on top?"
"GAHH!" King Finklestein yelled. "Fine! I'll make your frickin' child!" He wheeled himself over to his slab in the lab. (Hey! That rhymed!) It took him five days, six hours, twenty five minutes, and fifty nine seconds, eighty spools of thread, and eight-hundred cappuccinos.
"I'm finished!" King Finklestein exclaimed, putting down his needle and wheeling away. "I'm going to bed…" The queen was so ecstatic that she seized her somehow full grown child and started shaking her.
"Hi, darling!" the queen shouted. "I'm your mama and I'm going to name you Sally!" Sally made the o.0 face at her mother. Sally's mother, being allergic to the o.0 face, got covered in hives, her throat closed up and she keeled over on the floor, dead as a door-nail.
"I think I just killed my mother…" Sally said to herself, while poking her now-dead mother with a stick. "I'll just tell my dad that he needs to get remarried."
End of chapter! I think the cast list was longer than the actual first chapter... Oh well... What'd you guys think of this story? And: Nausicaa of the Spirits and Random Little Writer, if you're above 5'0" (which I'm not), please don't take offense that I cast you as dwarves... What else were we supposed to be? Magical Talking Rocks? Anyway, review and I shall be grateful!
Happy Reviewing!
-Harry's Girl 01031992
