The Raccoon Returns
Prologue
Dr. Glenn Goo saw the whole thing. From the time the raccoon was digging for the chicken leg in the trash can to when Bob Parr said to Jack-Jack excitedly 'you have powers!" Goo hasn't seen anything like this in his entire life.
Goo hated babies. Aways crying and pooping all the time. He especially found them annoying on airplanes. If he had it his way, babies would be straight out banned from all flights. He blamed the parents for bringing them onboard. Why would they do that to their fellow passengers who are trying to sleep, but end up waking up rudely due to a crying infant? Ugh, it annoyed him to no end that parents can be so clueless! He even hated his full last name which was Goo-Goo Ga-Ga. His peers would aways make fun of him for it in school, and he hated it, and resented his parents for it. He wanted their last names to change, but they refused. He hated them for it ever since.
If he also had it his own way, babies wouldn't exist at all. People would just be grown adults at birth to the time they died. He knew this was medically impossible, and the human body doesn't function like that, but he wished it did. He also didn't like young kids very much. Life would be at bliss if the only people in this world was eight and above.
He also hated supers. He blamed them for the death of his uncle, Buddy Pine, AKA, Syndrome. He knew his uncle's real death was caused by his cape being caught in a jet turbine. However, he still blamed Supers. He wished that the raccoon had murdered that baby.
Inspiration then hit him. What if that raccoon had a rematch? He was a mad scientist. He could make that raccoon his sidekick. He could make that raccoon talk like a human, defeat the devil baby, and in return, the raccoon could help him rid the world of all babies. No more crying. He'll finally have peace and quiet that he deserved. A wicked smile crept onto his face, and he went to search for that raccoon.
"Hey there, little guy." He greeted the raccoon once he found the creature. He knelt down to it. "I saw that fight you had with that blasted baby, and I think I can help. You just have to do something for me in return. I know you can't understand me, but you will. Come with me." He reached in to scoop the raccoon up. The animal saw this, gritted its teeth, and launched at him. Dr. Goo screamed as the raccoon clawed at his face, but he didn't give up.
A little while later, he had the raccoon by the scruff of its neck. Despite the raccoon still trying to claw him, the doctor had a firm grip. He took the raccoon to his house, his face bloodied and scratched up from the fight.
Once in his house, Goo placed the raccoon onto the floor. The furry animal still tried to attack him, when the man suddenly grabbed what looked like a pen, and zapped it with it. The animal fell down unconscious.
"What did you do to me?!" The animal, a female raccoon, wanted to know.
"I simply made you talk human speech." The doctor admitted. The raccoon was taken aback.
"Wait, I can understand you, and you can understand me. How is all of this possible?"
"That's the beauty of my invention. It made you talk."
"Why did you bring me here?
"I'll explain again since you were dumb before." The raccoon gasped, and snarled.
"You take that back! I have you know that we, raccoons8 are plenty smart, maybe even smarter then you humans!"
"If you say so. " Goo stood up. "Now, about the plan..."
