AKA PokeWrite drabble No. 1. Only minor edits here. Prompts were ravine, bunny, and slipper. Enjoy!

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Bedeviled by Bunnies

"It's crazy how you can get yourself in a mess sometimes and not even be able to think about it with any sense and yet not be able to think about anything else." - Stanley Kubrick

Chili had no idea how his day had gotten so screwed up. All he was supposed to do was fetch some more tea supplies and slippers for his brothers Cilan and Cress (Cilan was busy with customers, while Cress was practicing his grand battle speeches and couldn't be bothered). So off Chili went to the store, grocery list in hand.

The trip to the store was surprisingly peaceful. Usually people were complaining loudly on their Xtransceivers, or barging their way through like their shopping carts were Bouffalant. But today hardly anyone was there, and Chili even managed to find everything on the list in a decent amount of time (though Cress would probably still say he was too slow, as his brother meticulously combed his blue hair).

It was when he was halfway home when a Buneary suddenly hopped out of nowhere and snatched the bag with the slippers. Yelling obscenities at the cute little bunny Pokemon, Chili sent his Simisear after it. The two Pokemon disappeared into the bush. Neither came out. Frustrated, Chili sent out his Heatmor and Darmanitan next. They too vanished into the woods, and they too didn't come back.

Letting out a growl of frustration, Chili stomped into the woods himself. He braced himself for a long journey through tree branches and thorns. He didn't brace himself for seeing his Pokemon flocked around a Lopunny, apparently the Buneary's parent, and being very...affectionate with it.

Now mentally scarred, Chili fled the scene. And fell into a muddy ravine. And spilled the tea ingredients out of his other bag, which became ruined in the muck.

Chili just laid there in utter defeat, glaring up in irritation. That was it. He was never going shopping again. Ever.

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