On 8 August
Anglo-Spanish War had begun.
[Ship blown by wind]
Philip II: What in the Anglo-Spanish War was going on?!
Juan: Somebody has planted some kind of wind.
Alonso: Phil! Incoming transmission!
Philip II: What?
Alonso: Route visual on the main screen.
[Elizabeth apperared]
Philip II: Elizabeth?!
Elizabeth: You have been defeated, Gentlemen. All of your armadas have belonged to the Anglo-Dutch Union. We guess it will soon be the end for your armada's life!
Philip II: NOOOOOOOOOO! You blasphemous! That's not good for in the main screen!
Elizabeth: We would like to thank for your bloc. Surviving what remains of your lives. Ha ha ha ha ha…
[Elizabeth disapperared]
Philip II: We lost our armada.
Alonso: Phil...
Philip II: All of our armadas are ordered to invade! To leave the mission to them is all we can do now... We are counting on you! Trying to restore hope to our future...
This quote is a parody of the game Zero Wing's [All Your Base Are Belong To Us]. However, this original catchprase swept across the internet at the dawn of 21st century as early as in 1998 and marked by poor grammar, the "All Your Base" phrase and the dialogue scene went viral on popular discussion forums in 2000.
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In the post-war (modern time)
Chatting had begun.
[Philip II logs into CIV_Chat]
[Philip II chats to Elizabeth]
Philip II: Could you chat carefully?
Elizabeth: Yes.
[Elizabeth uploads a secret image]
Philip II: What is it?
Elizabeth: That's secret, Phil.
Philip II: Hmmm...
[Few minutes later]
Elizabeth: Take a look at the photos I uploaded, please...?
[Identifying photo]
Philip II: Nope! That's forbidden photos.
[Pericles and Gorgo appeared]
Gorgo: Take a look at the her uploaded photos, NOW!
Pericles: Please, don't take a look at the forbidden one.
[One hour later]
[Elizabeth knocks the door]
[Philip II opens the door]
Elizabeth: Could you open the secret box, please.
[Philip II opens the box, then he take a look a picture]
Philip II: Oh my god! Jadwiga gets stripped.
[Elizabeth laughs]
Elizabeth: I can't be beaten, Phil.
Philip II: You pervert!
[THE END]
