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Remus
James
Sirius
Peter
EVERMORE
dear people of the world,
we're gonna live forever . Ain't we Prongs?
Course. It's always gonna be the four of us you, me, Moony and Wormtail. You wait. We'll see see everything, and no bloody dark lord's gonna stop us. We're invincible, us!
That's right. We'll knock them dead! MoldyWorts and his Cookie Eaters won't know what hit eim! The four Marauders. We'll always be together!
come on guys, this meant to be serious! This isn't a game, Voldmort's powerful and you know it. Don't joke, we could all die you know!
Come on Moony, cut us a break! We're taking, MoldyWarts very seriously!seriously!
Sirius-ly
Padfoot! No! That is such an old joke it's not even funny anymore!
Sirius-ly, Sirius-ly, Sirius-ly
Guys!
Anyway, that's why we're writing this, so we'll live forever through these pages.
I thought that was what the Marauders map was for?
Na, that's just for raising the next generation of law breakers.
Oh here we go!
We are the Marauders, the greatest pranksters Hogwarts has ever seen!
Wherever there is an unused stink bomb,
whenever a grease haired slytherine walks safely to class,
the Marauders will be there!
To prank student and teacher alike
some people call us idiots, but we're just a bunch of juveniles doing our job!
sigh
Hey, I wonder if our kid's 'ill ever use the map?
heh heh, yeah! Think about it. little Jameses and Siriuses running around causing mischief!
Dear god, the horror! I feel frankly nauseous just thinking about it!
Hey man are you dissing our kids?
Me, never Sirius! Never! How could you say such a thing!
It would be awesome! Me and Evens would be married with all these kid's...
ah Prongs, I think you've wandered off into crazy land again!
...and they have her eyes and my hair...
why on earth would you wish your hair on some poor, innocent child?
Hey, the potter hair is cool!
Guys, I think we've wandered a little off topic here.
Good point, wormtail, me-man. Now what was I saying?
Something about freaky children with scary hair?
I'm gonna chose to ignore that Padfoot. Anyway, we are the Marauders! Prongs, Padfoot, Moony and wormtail.
More commonly known as James, Sirius, Remus and Peter
whatever!...as I was saying. This is our letter to the world. To our future selves
and any scary potter-haired children, Prongs feels the need to reproduce.
Padfoot, one more slur about my hair...
mop.
That's it, your dead.
Since I'm the only I'm the only one who can take this seriously,
Siri-
No!
fine then, ruin the joke!
To the world, we are four 17 year old boys, and
you mean three 17 year olds and a two year old.
Hey!
We're about to leave school. There's a war starting and we don't know where we'll be on the other side of it. Or how many of us will be there...
Moony! Don't be so gloomy!
...So we leave you with this, our memory of a time that was innocent...
I an not innocent!
Yeah, I have to agree that I don't think Padfoot's ever been innocent Moony.
Hey
...Remember us as we are now. Use it to fight for, if there's nothing else left...
Remember the Marauders. They who were brave, and kind and cunning and...
..slightly dimwitted?
Prongs, ruin my magnificent speech!
...Just remember us
James, we are gonna make it through this, Ain't we? I mean we're not all gonna die are we?
Of course not wormy, don't be silly!
Yeah. This is just a precaution. Nothing to worry about. We'll be fine. It's always gonna be the four of us. The Marauders. You, Me Padfoot and Moony. And we're gonna live forever.
the Marauders
