Puberty

Puberty and changing hormones, a very annoying body process everyone have to endure before we became adults. And our favourite Fire Dragon Slayer isn't an exception even though his a late bloomer. How can Natsu handle his changing body? Can he explain his ranging hormones every time his with our favourite Celestial Wizzard? Just a one shot crack fiction that has a touch of Fairy Tail guild.

Gray notice something was off in the guild today and he immediately noticed that Natsu is at the corner of the guild alone slumping his face in the table.

"What's with flame head?" Gray asked the girls in the bar counter, where Canna, Lucy, Lissana, Mira, Kinana and Levy are.

The girls shrugged their heads having no clue at Natsu's situation.

Natsu sat at the far table of the guild; he wished no member would notice him.

"We don't have an idea too, When I came here at the guild his been acting like that." Mira said.

Gray scratches his chin.

The girls noticed that Gray is starting to have hair on his face!

"Whoa, Gray your growing a moustached" Levy noticed.

"Yeah, it's really quiet annoying..." Gray said as he traced his cheek and chin.

"But Juvia think it suited Gray-sama" Juvia said out of nowhere beside Levy the other's shrieked for they didn't noticed her.

"Since when are here Juvia?" Lissana asked.

"Lissana-san so mean, Juvia is here since Gray-sama arrived" Juvia said and she began to tear.

*sweat drop* Surely Juvia stalked Gray again...

"Gomen ne Juvia-chan" Lissana said.

"Hey! Salamander!" Gajeel shouted. "Let's fight!" He challenged Natsu.

Usually Natsu would just jumped in and bite on the iron dragon slayers challenge.

But an unexpected thing happened! Natsu stayed in his position and answered "I don't want to"

In an instant everyone are shocked! Then some are amazed and then worried! Who ever expect this! Natsu Dragneel the person who has eaten many powers and defeat many enemies and even he was so sleepy after that still challenged everyone in a friendly fight said NO to a fight?! Surely something is wrong to Natsu. That makes everyone curious!


Natsu is so annoyed his armpit, his legs, face and his private part are itching...

And moving make it worst! He stayed here in the guild the whole night for Happy went on a mission together with Wendy, Romeo, Charle and Lily. He once went to Lucy's apartment last night but...

Then he slump his head in the table even more...

And he heard Ice freak asked the girls what's wrong with him...

He heard Mira answered yeah he sneaked-in here in the guild. It's quiet easy for him.

Then he remembered the reason why he sneaked-in in the guild in the first place.


FLASH BACK...

"Ahh, it's boring when you are alone" Natsu said. He felt itch in his face and looked at his reflection in the mirror. "WAAAH Gross pink moustache! I need to shave this. But who could have some that I can use freely..." Natsu wondered.

TING.

"AH... Luce got some stocked of that in her apartment" Natsu said.

Then he stormed out of his house and went to Lucy's apartment.

The bedroom is empty it's a good opportunity... he quietly sneaked inside the bathroom to his shocked! Lucy is busy tending her pubic hair!

To Natsu's shocked and embarrassed he immediately went out and jumped out of Lucy's apartment! And Natsu sneaked- in inside the guild.

END OF FLASH BACK

Lucy is all oblivious of what happened.


Then Natsu heard Gajeel challenged him in a fight but he really is not in the mood for one.

He sweat to much from running last night and he stink!

He says "I don't want to"

And then he felt everyone attention is at him!

'So much for my time alone' Natsu thought.

He peek his eyes over the table and saw that everyone is looking at him like he has grown another head. Good thing Erza is with Master in a conference who ever knew what's about...

"Are you okay Natsu?" Lucy asked him.

As he heard her voice his face become hot and he slumped in again in the table.

Images of her naked body showed in his mind and he can't control the tightness in his pants! XD

Everyone gathered to Natsu's table.

Then the guild door open.

Erza arrived. But alone master has some other business to attend to *cough* Drinking*cought*

"What's going on here?" Erza's voice echoed in the whole guild.

In an instant Natsu paled, drained the thought's he had in mind. If Erza knew about his thoughts he'll be dead. And that make the tent in his pants disappeared.

"Flame head said no to a fight" Gray said.

"What?!" Erza asked. She went to his side and asked "Natsu are you sick? Erza even held Natsu's head and slammed it to her armour.

And make everyone see...

His first problem...

SILENCE...

Puff~ some starts to chucked.

And then some rolled on the floor holding on their stomached and some are even tears in their eyes and tapping their tables!

At first Erza is puzzled of what's so funny but when she looked at Natsu's face she can't help to laugh too. Pink hair sprouting in Natsu's face.

Poor Natsu slump his face in the table again.

Lucy and the other girls stopped laughing and took pity in the fire dragon slayer.

"Aww, Natsu sorry we laugh" Lucy said. But she wiped the tears she had from laughing.

"Yeah, Flame breath we are sorry Puff~" Gray said but before he could laugh again Erza's dagger look made him stopped.

"Don't worry Natsu." Wakaba said. "You'll get used to eat someday"

"Yeah you just have to know how to treat them and some proper hygiene" master Macao said.

"OKAY NATSU STAND UP!" Erza shouted.

"Hai" Natsu shrieked. And stand up.

"Lucy" Erza called.

"Hai" Lucy answered.

"Teach Natsu how to trim and proper hygiene" Erza commanded.

"Demo" (BUT) Lucy starts to reason out...

"Are you questioning my decision?" Erza asked.

"Eie" (no) Lucy said. "Natsu let's go to my apartment I'll teach you there" Lucy said.

"It's settled then. MINNA! BACK TO YOUR OWN BUSINESS NOW!" Erza commanded

Everyone flinched.

"HAI!" they said in union.

And get back to their own business.

The end.

A/n: I am so sorry for my late updates in my other works. You see I'm sooo caught up...

And many ideas like this are popping out of my head...

Hope you understand...

Thank you minna for reading my work..

Disclaimer: I do not own Fairy Tail.

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