twinArmageddons [TA] began trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
TA: KK.
TA: hey KK where are you, ii need two talk two you.
TA: iim 2eriiou2, hurry up and get your a22 back here.
TA: KK.
TA: urgh KK what are you doiing, thii2 ii2 2o annoying.
TA: what could po22iibly be occupyiing your tiime riight now that ii2 more iimportant than thii2, ii know iit2 bound two be 2omethiing totally u2ele22.
TA: liike you are probably iin your cocoon pawiing furiiou2ly at your2elf after a niice long 2e22iion of 2tariing 2tupiidly at your computer and proviing yet agaiin that you are the wor2t excu2e for a hacker that the world ha2 ever 2een.
TA: quiit iignoriing me KK, that ii2 a 2tupiid a22hole thiing two do.
TA: you are the wor2t friiend two have and you are ba2iically a terriible per2on iin every way FUCK.
TA: FUCK FUCK FUCK.
TA: okay iim comiing over.
twinArmageddons [TA] ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist [CG]
You stare at your computer screen in dumbfounded disbelief. You have been trying to reach Sollux for three days. You cannot believe he picked the sole hour that you were well and fully occupied with your lusus to troll you in return and then freak the fuck out because he didn't get an instant response. What a needy, oversensitive asshole.
In other words, typical Sollux. What really has you surprised is that last line. Could he actually be serious about coming over? And if so, why? You have only seen Sollux in person a handful of times, and it has never come as a surprise like this.
Of course, given your choice, you would have seen a lot more of him over the sweeps. But it isn't your choice. Only Sollux can make the journey, so you're pretty much at the mercy of his whim on that one. And Sollux is usually too busy having a migraine or a meltdown for a long trip.
Or so it seems, anyway. But you have a wriggling suspicion you can never quite shake that he makes it out to see Aradia a lot more often.
You put this thought firmly out of your mind and sit down at your computer station to reply.
carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling twinArmageddons [TA]
CG: HEY ASSHOLE, HERE'S A NEWS FLASH FOR YOU.
CG: THE WHOLE WORLD DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU.
CG: AND NEITHER DOES MY LIFE.
CG: I MEAN, WHAT DO YOU THINK I DO, SIT AT MY COMPUTER ALL DAY JUST WAITING FOR ONE OF MY PSYCHOTIC FRIENDS TO BUG ME.
CG: LIKE, OH MAN, LET ME JUST SIT HERE STARING AT MY BLANK SCREEN AND HOPING TO HEAR FROM THE BIPOLAR GUY.
CG: NO.
CG: FUCK YOU.
CG: I'M A BUSY GUY, I HAVE A LOT OF SHIT GOING ON THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU.
CG: FOR YOUR INFORMATION, I WAS DEALING WITH MY LUSUS.
CG: YOU SELF-ABSORBED JACKASS.
CG: ALSO, QUIT BEING SUCH A NEEDY DOUCHE, IT'S UNBEARABLE.
CG: BY THE WAY, ARE YOU ACTUALLY COMING OVER?
You stare moodily at your blank screen and hope to hear from the bipolar guy. You wonder if he could have left already. How long will it take him to arrive here? He lives almost a quarter turn around Alternia; it's a long trip, even for him.
You also wonder which Sollux you're going to get this time. You can never tell with that guy.
A soft clicking sound rouses you from your reverie. You turn toward your window.
And promptly leap out of your chair in surprise. He's hovering outside of it, tapping on the glass with one claw.
