One day I was at Hogwarts with Ginny and Luna. We all have crushes, I like Draco Malfoy, Ginny likes Blaise and Luna likes Theo. We are all super sexy but they don't realize. It is because they are in Slytherin and we are in Gryffindor. But Slytherin boys are hot and sexy so we like them. So we decided to sing them sexy songs. We chose Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen because it was a hard song but we are amazing singers. We are just modest and don't ever show it off. We decided to sing in the great hall at lunch. We went up to our rooms. We practiced for one hour and 15 minutes. Ginny said: " Wow we are good." Me and Luna said: "Yes we are." Then we put on outfits. I wore a pink sparkly halter top, brown ugg boots and a jean miniskirt. Luna wore a juicy couture sweatsuit which made her look super sexy. But I looked the sexiest. Ginny wore a green tight dress with cutouts that made her hair look super good. Ginny helped us pick out our outfits because she wants to become a fashion designer. Then she did our makeup. It was super sparkly and sexy. We all had red lipstick on and looked like Carly. We all thought she was super pretty. Then we went downstairs to the great hall. That's when I saw Draco. He was with Blaise and Theo. Draco saw me, Blaise saw Ginny and Luna saw Theo. Their mouths all dropped open when they saw us because we all look super sexy. We didn't even look at them but walked to the great hall with our noses in the air. Everyone stopped talking. First we went to our table. Ron was eating. He said "kjdsgfaljdhfl." "Haha" I laughed. "Eww" said Luna and Ginny. Harry said "you guys are sexy wanna go out?" We said "Sorry but we like some bad boy slytherins." "OMYGOD" cried Harry and Ron! "You can't do anything about it. We are too sexy" we said to the boys and then walked off. The bad boys were still staring at us. Then we started singing.

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