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A Misinterpreted Escapade of Randomness.
It was early in the morning at Shigure's house. It was warm, cool and random all at once. The air of the house had a feeling to it, an odd feeling, a feeling of… something big. An indescribable force which was pulling his home into a spiral of randomness, where mishaps were abound and strange things floated by like sausages in the breeze.
It wasn't like Shigure enjoyed having random things happen to the inhabitants of his household; they just did. Nothing could stop them, once they had begun. Today for instance, was a classical example.
Tohru Honda had been awake ten seconds and already she was being stabbed with a pen. She sat up in her bed and stared over at Kyo, who was hanging upside down from the ceiling, stabbing her arm with the pen. It was a nice pen, mind you, a silver ball point with black ink. Oh yeah.
Kyo didn't know why he was doing it. It was something inside of him, forcing him to do it. He smiled awkwardly at Tohru, who was staring at him strangely. She wondered how he had such balance, that he could hang from her light.
"I-I'm sorry Tohru… I don't know why… but I'm sorry" Kyo stated quite randomly, still stabbing her with the pen. Tohru shifted out of bed and before too long, she felt a strange call from within her to do something unusual.
Yuki awoke to a start. He opened his eyes to find Tohru sitting beside him on the bed, twiddling her finger inside of his belly button. He looked at her curiously, before realizing it was probably best not to ask; Shigure's house had a tendency to make people to strange things.
"Miss Honda… I'll just move…" Yuki said, shifting away and climbing out of bed. Tohru sat in exactly the same spot, twirling her finger in a small circle. But, Yuki couldn't talk. He was soon caught doing something odd.
Shigure was already awake. He had been reading the paper, until Yuki came down and started eating the edges of it. But Shigure didn't say anything, because he was already feeling a bit crazy himself.
"I've been sleeping with the next door neighbours dog, Woofie," Shigure told Yuki, just as Tohru tripped down the stairs and fell flat on her face. Kyo followed her, but kept some balance. He slipped on her hair though and fell onto Yuki. Yuki laughed quickly and pushed him off.
What was going on? Had the whole house been warped into a state of idiocy?
I guess you'll have to find out.
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