Harry Potter and the Hogsmeade Adventure!

Note: Hr is Hermione and H is Harry. -blank- means someone feeling or doing something. Enjoy reading!

IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM

Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sitting in the common room glaring at the wall.

Hermione: -glare-

Harry: -glare-

Ron: -glare-

Hr: -gla—

R: -sigh- This is so FUCKING boring!

Hr: Ron!

H: Hermione!

R: Harry!

Hr: -sigh- Ron, don't swear.

R: Why not?

Hr: Because…because…Fuck.

R&H: Hermione!

Hr: Ron!

Ginny: Harry!

H&R&H: -jump-

G: Hi guys. I happened to overhear your conversation.

H: -twitch- -whispers to Ron- You don't think she might have happened to hear the part where I admitted my undying love for her, do you?

R: -raises eyebrows- -whispers to Harry- Harry, you never admitted your undying love for her.

H: Oh. Right.

G: So, I assume you guys are bored?

Hr: -sigh-

G: Well, when bored—

Hr: Go to the library!

H: Find Draciepoo!

R: Make out with Lavender!

G: -twitch- No, you go to Hogsmeade.

Hr: Hmph.

H: …That's fine too…

R: Yes! Please! Hogsmeade instead of UNBEARABLE TORTURE!

G: -giggles-

Hr: But we're not aloud to go to Hogsmeade at two in the morning!

G: That's where Harry's cloak comes in, right Harry?

H: Borrowing something from me, are you Gin?

G: …

H: -raises eyebrows suggestively- You're going to have to pay me back on that one...

G: …Okay, Harry. So, could we borrow it?

H: As long as you keep your promise, Ginny.

G: -twitch- Alrighty then.

R: Should we bring the Marauders Map along?

H: Borrowing something from me, are you R-

R: Shut up, Harry.

Hr: I'll go get Harry's stuff!

H: Going up to my room, are you Her-

Hr: SHUT UP, Harry.

H: -sigh-

Hr: -scampers off-

R: So Ginny, were where you before you 'happened to overhear our conversation?'

G: Fuck. I was…hehe…

R&H: Go on…

G: mkngoutwthdn.

R: Do you want me to take points from Gryffindor, Ginny?

G: What a hell? You're not even a prefect.

R: -goes bug eyed- I WILL! I SWEAR I WILL!

G: -sigh- I was…makingoutwithdean.

H: -single tear drops down cheek pathetically-

R: -turns into a lion and back again- You little!

G: Just for a couple of hours!

R: You…him…making…out…penguins…are…hot…-head explodes-

G&H: RON!!!

G: Shut up, Harry.

H: -sigh-

Ron's Head: Good bye, Ginny. You where a good sister. Harry…I've always had some…strong feelings for you…do you think…you could… kiss me, as my last dying wish?

H: Ew.

Ron's Hand: -stretches out in agony-

Ron's Head: My head is over there, to the right.

Ron's Hand-points to random corner-

H: -reluctantly etches closer to Ron's head- Double Ew.

G: I agree that's horribly surprising and wrong, Harry, and I would much rather have you kiss me, but-

H: WHAT?

G: I…I mean…I wouldn't?

H: Liar.
G: -flutters eyelashes- Kiss me, Harry.

H: -faints-

H: -revives-

H&G: -make out-

Ron's Head: NO!!!

Hr: -appears- WTF?

Ron's Head: Kiss me, Hermione.

Hr: Ew, no.

Ron's Head: But…but…as my last dying wish…

Hr: You're not dying, Ron. -performs impossibly complicated spell-

Ron's Head and Body: -merge-

R: Kiss me, Hermione.

Hr: Ew, no.

R: But…but…

Hr: When did Harry and Ginny get so…comfortable with each other?

R: Well, it all started when I asked Ginny what she had been doing and she said she had been making out with Dean so my head obviously exploded into a million pieces.

Hr: Except for the part where…it totally didn't?

R: I have two heads. The other one happened to be lying in the corner.

Hr: Go on…

R: So then I was likeKiss me, Harry. And Harry was like, Ew no, so-

Hr: You said WHAT?

R: …Ehem…so then Ginny's like, I know it's gross and all so make out with me instead and they're still going at it.

Hr: Ginny?

G: Mph.

Hr: HARRY?!

H: Yes, Hermione?

Hr: -gapes- But, how can you respond? You're making out with Ginny!

H: Ron's not the only one that has two heads…

Half an hour later…

Ron and Hermione are sitting in some random chairs, and Harry and Ginny are still making out.

Hr: -sigh-

R: -sigh-

Hr: Want to try again?

R: Might as well.

Hr: -stands up, goes over to Ginny, and pulls hard-

R: -does the same with Harry-

G&H: -snog-

R: -pulls-

Hr: -pulls-

G&H: -snog-

Hr: Don't they need air?

R: Not with two heads, they don't.

Hr: GINNY'S IN IT TOO?

G: That's bloody right.

Hr: But she said Mph when I was trying to talk to her…

R: Extra heads can be pretty mean…

Hr: -sobs-

Hr's extra head: -sobs- I thought I was the only one…

R: …anywho, want to try something different?

Hr: Might as well.

R: …What then?

Hr: HEY, LOOK! IT'S SNAPE!

G: Um, extra heads have eyes…

Hr: Damn it.

R: -checks that off list-

Hr: WHAT? You have a list?

R: Yep. I just checked off you yelling HEY, LOOK! IT'S SNAPE! And Ginny going Um, extra heads have eyes…and then you going damn i-

Hr: OKAY, Ron. So…

R: So…

Hr: What's next on the list?

R: We use magic to pull them apart.

Hr: That's so crazy it's obviously going to work!

R: Damn right, it is! Stopsnoggingeviosa!

Hr: -shakes head- NO, Ron. You have to swish and flick.

R: -swears- YOU do it, then!

Hr: Stopsnoggingeviosa!

G&H: -stop snogging- Aww…

Hr: -grins triumphantly-

R: -grumble grumble-

Dean: -is burnt-

R: WTF? Where'd you come from?

Dean: No where, just no where…-goes back into corner and cries pitifully-

R&Hr&H&G: ...

H: Well, time to skip off to Hogsmeade!

Hr: That's so corny it just might work!

R&Hr&H&G: -skip off to Hogsmeade-