Harry Potter and the Hogsmeade Adventure!
Note: Hr is Hermione and H is Harry. -blank- means someone feeling or doing something. Enjoy reading!
IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are sitting in the common room glaring at the wall.
Hermione: -glare-
Harry: -glare-
Ron: -glare-
Hr: -gla—
R: -sigh- This is so FUCKING boring!
Hr: Ron!
H: Hermione!
R: Harry!
Hr: -sigh- Ron, don't swear.
R: Why not?
Hr: Because…because…Fuck.
R&H: Hermione!
Hr: Ron!
Ginny: Harry!
H&R&H: -jump-
G: Hi guys. I happened to overhear your conversation.
H: -twitch- -whispers to Ron- You don't think she might have happened to hear the part where I admitted my undying love for her, do you?
R: -raises eyebrows- -whispers to Harry- Harry, you never admitted your undying love for her.
H: Oh. Right.
G: So, I assume you guys are bored?
Hr: -sigh-
G: Well, when bored—
Hr: Go to the library!
H: Find Draciepoo!
R: Make out with Lavender!
G: -twitch- No, you go to Hogsmeade.
Hr: Hmph.
H: …That's fine too…
R: Yes! Please! Hogsmeade instead of UNBEARABLE TORTURE!
G: -giggles-
Hr: But we're not aloud to go to Hogsmeade at two in the morning!
G: That's where Harry's cloak comes in, right Harry?
H: Borrowing something from me, are you Gin?
G: …
H: -raises eyebrows suggestively- You're going to have to pay me back on that one...
G: …Okay, Harry. So, could we borrow it?
H: As long as you keep your promise, Ginny.
G: -twitch- Alrighty then.
R: Should we bring the Marauders Map along?
H: Borrowing something from me, are you R-
R: Shut up, Harry.
Hr: I'll go get Harry's stuff!
H: Going up to my room, are you Her-
Hr: SHUT UP, Harry.
H: -sigh-
Hr: -scampers off-
R: So Ginny, were where you before you 'happened to overhear our conversation?'
G: Fuck. I was…hehe…
R&H: Go on…
G: mkngoutwthdn.
R: Do you want me to take points from Gryffindor, Ginny?
G: What a hell? You're not even a prefect.
R: -goes bug eyed- I WILL! I SWEAR I WILL!
G: -sigh- I was…makingoutwithdean.
H: -single tear drops down cheek pathetically-
R: -turns into a lion and back again- You little!
G: Just for a couple of hours!
R: You…him…making…out…penguins…are…hot…-head explodes-
G&H: RON!!!
G: Shut up, Harry.
H: -sigh-
Ron's Head: Good bye, Ginny. You where a good sister. Harry…I've always had some…strong feelings for you…do you think…you could… kiss me, as my last dying wish?
H: Ew.
Ron's Hand: -stretches out in agony-
Ron's Head: My head is over there, to the right.
Ron's Hand-points to random corner-
H: -reluctantly etches closer to Ron's head- Double Ew.
G: I agree that's horribly surprising and wrong, Harry, and I would much rather have you kiss me, but-
H: WHAT?
G: I…I mean…I wouldn't?
H: Liar.
G:
-flutters eyelashes- Kiss me, Harry.
H: -faints-
H: -revives-
H&G: -make out-
Ron's Head: NO!!!
Hr: -appears- WTF?
Ron's Head: Kiss me, Hermione.
Hr: Ew, no.
Ron's Head: But…but…as my last dying wish…
Hr: You're not dying, Ron. -performs impossibly complicated spell-
Ron's Head and Body: -merge-
R: Kiss me, Hermione.
Hr: Ew, no.
R: But…but…
Hr: When did Harry and Ginny get so…comfortable with each other?
R: Well, it all started when I asked Ginny what she had been doing and she said she had been making out with Dean so my head obviously exploded into a million pieces.
Hr: Except for the part where…it totally didn't?
R: I have two heads. The other one happened to be lying in the corner.
Hr: Go on…
R: So then I was likeKiss me, Harry. And Harry was like, Ew no, so-
Hr: You said WHAT?
R: …Ehem…so then Ginny's like, I know it's gross and all so make out with me instead and they're still going at it.
Hr: Ginny?
G: Mph.
Hr: HARRY?!
H: Yes, Hermione?
Hr: -gapes- But, how can you respond? You're making out with Ginny!
H: Ron's not the only one that has two heads…
Half an hour later…
Ron and Hermione are sitting in some random chairs, and Harry and Ginny are still making out.
Hr: -sigh-
R: -sigh-
Hr: Want to try again?
R: Might as well.
Hr: -stands up, goes over to Ginny, and pulls hard-
R: -does the same with Harry-
G&H: -snog-
R: -pulls-
Hr: -pulls-
G&H: -snog-
Hr: Don't they need air?
R: Not with two heads, they don't.
Hr: GINNY'S IN IT TOO?
G: That's bloody right.
Hr: But she said Mph when I was trying to talk to her…
R: Extra heads can be pretty mean…
Hr: -sobs-
Hr's extra head: -sobs- I thought I was the only one…
R: …anywho, want to try something different?
Hr: Might as well.
R: …What then?
Hr: HEY, LOOK! IT'S SNAPE!
G: Um, extra heads have eyes…
Hr: Damn it.
R: -checks that off list-
Hr: WHAT? You have a list?
R: Yep. I just checked off you yelling HEY, LOOK! IT'S SNAPE! And Ginny going Um, extra heads have eyes…and then you going damn i-
Hr: OKAY, Ron. So…
R: So…
Hr: What's next on the list?
R: We use magic to pull them apart.
Hr: That's so crazy it's obviously going to work!
R: Damn right, it is! Stopsnoggingeviosa!
Hr: -shakes head- NO, Ron. You have to swish and flick.
R: -swears- YOU do it, then!
Hr: Stopsnoggingeviosa!
G&H: -stop snogging- Aww…
Hr: -grins triumphantly-
R: -grumble grumble-
Dean: -is burnt-
R: WTF? Where'd you come from?
Dean: No where, just no where…-goes back into corner and cries pitifully-
R&Hr&H&G: ...
H: Well, time to skip off to Hogsmeade!
Hr: That's so corny it just might work!
R&Hr&H&G: -skip off to Hogsmeade-
