AN: Just a little something I wrote forever ago for no real reason. I might add a few other one-shots to this. Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own Marvel, or the Avengers, because let's face it, why in this world did they removed Tony's arc reactor? It provided so many great plot points and possibilities. Also, I don't own Star Wars, freaking Disney does, for some odd reason.
The lab was completely dark, so dark that Tony could barely see his hands in front of his face. He had covered up the arc reactor so he wouldn't stick out like a sore thumb. It was eerily quiet, making Tony feel like his heartbeat and respiration were sounding off his position.
As he started to walk around the lab silently, he couldn't help but berate himself for even agreeing to this. Bruce was obviously the less loud of the two, so he had an advantage. Okay, yeah, maybe Tony was the instigator behind the idea, but so what? It was easier to blame the whole thing-
'Crash!'
Tony froze. Somewhere behind him was where the noise came from.
"Alright Bruce, no more sneaking around," Tony shouted as he lit his red lightsaber. He spun around and there stood Bruce illuminated by his green (Tony had picked the colors) lightsaber.
Rushing at each other they crossed blades, their special FX lightsabers supplying the proper noises. For about five minutes they fought with each other trying to land a blow. When Tony's red lightsaber struck Bruce's lightsaber arm, Bruce dropped his lightsaber and grabbed his arm, staring at it as if it really had been chopped off. Tony pointed his lightsaber at Bruce, the red light portraying his smirk in a sinister way.
Bruce stared at him and then shouted, "You ate my sandwich!"
Tony chuckled evilly, "No Bruce, Thor ate your sandwich."
Bruce, with a look of pure shock, screamed, "Nooooooo!"
Then the lights flicked on.
"Hey guys! Good news, the power's back on, now you can get back to your-"
Steve just stopped speaking as he looked back and forth quizzically at the two men. Tony, of course, still held the red lightsaber pointed at Bruce while Bruce himself still had his mouth open from his long and dramatic Nooo! Both were looking at Steve with expressions of combined embarrassment and surprise.
"What are you doing?" Steve finally said, apparently over the shock of seeing the two lab rats acting strange, which was usual anyway.
Tony and Bruce decided to respond at the same time.
"Well you see-"
"It's a famous scene-"
"We just were bored and-"
"Star Wars, yah know?"
Upon noting Steve's still confused face, they both said in a deep voice, "May the force be with you."
That only made Steve's expression of puzzlement worsen, leading to the Tony and Bruce to burst out laughing. They continued to laugh as Steve began backing out of the room.
"You know what, I don't think I want to know."
Later that day when Bruce went down to the kitchen to get some grub Steve inquired about the incident.
"I know I probably won't get it but I'll at least try," Steve said, clearly annoyed at being in the dark about the whole thing.
"Do or do not, there is no try," Bruce replied seriously, before smiling when he saw Steve's face.
"How about this, the next movie night we have, we'll make sure to show you Star Wars."
Steve nodded his consent. All the sudden Tony dashed into the room looking extremely excited.
"Bruce, I think I just figured out how to make real lightsabers! Let the games begin!" He shouted as he sprinted out of the room as fast as he came in.
"Oh no," was all Bruce had to say before he too ran out of the room, a worried look on his face.
Steve remained confused about the entire thing until two nights later when he saw the movies.
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Side note: I promise my other stuff is getting worked on. I lost one of my partly finished chapters on one of my devices so I have to restart it, other than that I am on my way to posting them. Trust me (maybe).
