Chapter 1: No Medal For Ralph
Ralph was resting after saving Vanellope von Schweetz from King Candy A.K.A Turbo.
*Ralph sighs* "Those stupid kids want my help and don't even give me a MEDAL? WELL FUCK THEM!"
Ralph punches Fix-It-Felix in his jaw, breaking all of his bones in his face.
"YOU CANT FIX THAT YOU LITTLE BITCH" screams Ralph.
Ralph keeps punching him and kicking him. Sergeant Calhoun steps in.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" shouts Calhoun, running towards Ralph.
Ralph turns and grabs Calhoun by the ear.
"GET OFF ME!" screames Calhoun.
"NEVER!" shouts Ralph.
Felix crys on the floor, looking at his broken teeth beside him.
Ralph grabs a knife and stabs Calhoun in his eyes.
"GIVE ME MY MEDAL!" shouts Ralph
Ralph continues stabbing Calhoun in her face and legs.
Sergeant Calhoun dies.
"NOOOOOOOOO!" shouts Felix
Ralph's eyes glow red as he watches over Calhouns corpse.
Felix gets up in pain and charges at Ralph.
Ralph grabs Felix's neck and brakes it.
Felix's body smashes to the ground like a falling tower.
Ralph picks up Felix's head and eats it.
"YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!" says Ralph.
End of Chapter 1...
