Summary: Ever wonder what Rock Lee does every day for a week? Probably not . . . but who cares! He's a funny guy. Some hints of SasuXSaku, and maybe InoXShika, NajiXTen, and NaruXHina.

I wish I owned Naruto. Sadly I don't. BUT I CAN DREAM CAN'T I!? ( o )

It's my first story, so lots of reviews and criticism please (good and bad). Oh and don't worry, there are no Mary Sues' or anything like that, but if you think there might be one in the story please let me know so I can try and fix it. I HATE Mary Sues'! They're down right creepy. Please enjoy the story.

Important: In my story, Tsunade has already healed Lee, and Sasuke has yet to leave. This is after the episode about Kakashi's mask so Naruto does not have the Rasengan.

'Thoughts'

Normal

"Speaking"

"Inner-Sakura"

Flashback/dreams/etc.

'Flashback/dream thoughts'

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The Lee Cycle

Ch 1: To Dream or not to Dream?

Lee was staring into the black abyss that surrounded him. He looked left, then right, and guess what happened . . . NOTHING. 'Where am I? Why is it so dark? How did I get here?' He appeared to be all alone.

"Lee! Lee-kun! Over here, big boy. Tee he!"

Lee's head did a 180 at lightning speed (that was somewhat painful looking). There was Haruno Sakura, his eternal love. Her pink hair was swaying in the nonexistent wind. She wore an emerald green kimono to match her eyes and a forest green obi. She seemed to be running to him in slow motion. "My beautiful Cherry Blossom of love! What are you doing here, wherever here is?"

"I'm her for you, Lee-kun," she whispered seductively while embracing him.

"Oh, Sakura! You have finally returned my feelings! Yes! This means that I have beaten my youthful 'rival of love' (coughSasukecough)!" you wouldn't have to look hard to see the flames in his eyes.

Sakura's face was inching closer and closer. "Kiss me Lee! Then we will run to the ends of the earth and get married and have a minimum of then kids!" Yes, Lee had been waiting for this day since the chunin exams.

"Oh, Sakura!" But before he could kiss her she was wrenched out of his arms by none other than . . . Uchiha Sasuke? "Huh? Sasuke, when did you get here?"

"That doesn't matter. Now stay away from Sakura," he growled and glared at Lee but it went unnoticed.

"Never! Sakura-chan has finally accepted my love. If I must, I shall fight you to get her back!" Lee got into his fighting stance, but apparently fate had another obstacle, our favorite blond hero, Uzumaki Naruto.

"Hey, Bushy Brows! There's no way I'm gonna let you fight Sasuke-teme until you fight me, believe it!" the kyuubi container charged at Lee. 'Why does this seem somewhat familiar? Oh well, sorry Naruto.' Right when Lee was about to wipe the floors with Naruto, a wave of sand came crashing down on poor Lee.

"What the-?" 'It can't be . . . no! Not HIM. I thought he became an ally. This is not good. Where is he?' He looked everywhere but there was no one. No Naruto, no Sasuke, and no Sakura, just darkness, that is until a chilling dark voice broke the silence. He started to panic.

"You thought you could escape me, didn't you? But now I've found you. And you are going to die very slowly and very painfully." Lee paled when he heard footsteps behind him. He knew who it was because only one person could control sand, Gaara. 'This is really bad. And where is everyone, where is my beloved Sakura-chan?'

"Oh, Lee-san! Guess what?" Sasuke entered with Sasuke, as if on cue through the darkness. She was now wearing a wedding dress. "Sasuke-kun and I are getting hitched and we're going to revive his clan! So I'll never ever see you again. Isn't that wonderful? Goodbye!" Sasuke picked her up bridal style and carried her to a silver carriage with white horses.

"What!? NOOOOOOOO! Sakura my love, come back! Don't go!" He tried to run towards them, a hand outstretched, when sand blocked his vision.

"Sand Burial!"

Lee bolted upright flailing his arms like a madman. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOO! SAKURA-CHAN! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME! Noooooo-" a rock hit him in the back of the head and he just stared into space as if thinking about what just happened (in the dream, not the rock.) It would seem he had woken his female teammate, Tenten, and she had just been on guard duty half an hour ago and was trying to get some sleep. She yelled into the night sky.

"LEE SHUT THE HELL UP! IT'S THREE IN THE FREAKEN MORNING!"

"…"

"Thank you, Tenten." Their other teammate said.

"You're welcome, Neji," she smiled brightly.

"LEE! Is everything all right? I thought I heard you scream youthfully." Gai-sensei jumped down from his 'lookout tree'. Neji and Tenten groaned. They were still wiped out from their mission and now they had to deal with this.

"It was HORRIBLE Gai-sensei! Sasuke took Sakura-chan away from me to marry her after she finally admitted her love for me. And then Gaara killed me with his sand. And, and . . . SAKURA! Whhhhyyyy!?"

"Then we shall train more so that that will never happen! Come Lee, we will run around that mountain over there 10 times, and if we cannot than we shall do one hundred push-ups!"

"Thank you Gai-sensei. You're so youthful and brave and smart and strong!"

"Oh, Lee."

"Gai-sensei."

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"LEE!"

"GAI-" WHAM! Tenten, in all her fury, threw another rock at Lee's head with amazing accuracy. He fell face forward, but sat up soon after, wondering what hit him.

"I SAID, SHUT. THE . FUCK. UP!!!!!!" flames shot up behind her.

Gai looked at her as if she had grown another head . . . or maybe two. "Tenten, what is with that un-youthful language?"

"SHUT UP, please!" she hissed.

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Somewhere two hours away from Konoha.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura shot up from her bed pale, sweaty, and shaken.

"Sakura-chan, are you all right?" Naruto and Sasuke crawled (well, Naruto crawled and Sasuke walked) over to her. Kakashi, who was up in a tree with his favorite orange book, poofed down from where he was on watch, and put his hand on her shoulder.

"What happened, Sakura? A bad dream? If you tell us, you'll feel better."

"It wasn't a bad dream! It was one hell of a nightmare!" inner Sakura screamed grabbing fistfuls of hair.

Sasuke glared at the young girl. 'She woke us up because of a stupid nightmare!?'

". . . I-it was HORRIBLE! Sasuke-kun finally agreed to go on a date with me and I was about to get my first kiss-" Sasuke twitched. Oh the horrors of his first kiss, and with an idiot none the less. "-when suddenly Rock Lee appeared, beat up Sasuke-kun, grabbed me . . . and um, . . . his is eyebrows crawled off his face and grew one thousand times larger. He then pulled me into a carriage that appeared out of nowhere and looked like his bowl-cut, upside-down. Then his bushy eyebrows crawled away like caterpillars, pulling us into the sunset while he screamed to the whole world that . . . that we would have at least fifty children and three will be named Rock Lee Jr., Pebble, and Rocky!" Everyone was silent as tears fell from her eyes.

'No wonder she woke up screaming,' they all thought, their eyes slightly twitching.

'Hm, poor Sakura-chan. What should I do to cheer her up!?' Naruto sat down running through a list of 'good' ideas.

Kakashi thought better than to read his book when Sakura was currently having a mental breakdown. 'Well, Lee is the spitting image of Maito Gai, so I can easily sympathize.' Sasuke went back to bed mumbling something about "Lee," "annoying," and "caterpillars."

'I know what to do!' "Cheer up Sakura-chan, and even though Sasuke-teme has a six-food tree trunk stuck up his ass, he probably won't lose to Bushy Brows . . . AGAIN! Ahahahahahah!" Naruto didn't seem to notice the murderous aura coming from both his teammates. "Although if his eyebrows really did crawl off like a cat-" WHAM! THUMP! CRACK! BAM! RIP! SQUIRT! Kakashi stared in horror at the bloody pulp of orange and red, Sasuke and Sakura had 'created.' " . . . . . . . Ow . . . Sakura . . . chan . . . why?"

"Naruto-baka! Don't insult Sasuke-kun. And you should talk. Lee barely had to move to beat you up when we first met him!" she screamed and stomped back to her sleeping bag. "Cha! You go girl!" inner Sakura pumped her fist in the air.

Sasuke only smirked. "Dobe." He went to bed too.

Naruto sat up and Kakashi walked over to him and knelt down. "Are you all right, Naruto?"

Naruto smiled. "Hai. Hey, Kakashi-sensei, it seems Sakura-chan forgot all about her nightmare, huh?"

"Ah," he smirked. 'So that was your plan, Naruto. You're smarter than you look.' Kakashi stood up and pulled out his book. "Naruto, you should probably get some sleep because we're getting up early."

"Hai! Night, Kakashi-sensei."

"Goodnight, Naruto."

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Yay! It's finished, my first fanfic and it's crap. Oh well, I promise to try and update soon. No guarantees though, because I have school work. If I accidentally make the characters to OOC, please tell me.

Preview: Ch2 The Plan and Green Goop

"Okay then! Lee, it's time to make my famous youthful recipe, the 'Funky Extravagant Shake' (FES for short)!" Neji and Tenten visibly flinched.

Translations:

(Incase I use any of these words you'll know what they mean.)

Yosh- "All right/lets do it."

Kami or Kami-sama- "God."

Dobe- "Dead last/loser."

Arigato- "Thank you."

Baka- "Idiot."

Teme- "Bastard."

Ah- agreeing with.

Hai- "Yes."

Baa-chan/baa-san- "Old woman/old lady

Kai-"Undo."

Shinten- "Release."