Chapter one

It's not my fault he's a sissy.

Goten's POV

Okay this is how it all went "down." I was minding my own business in the woods when I heard two voices that I was pretty sure I recognized. If my senses served me right, it was Gohan and Videl, the succubus, talking in the near distance. Being the nice brother I am I decided to go save my brother from the horror that is Videl. I jumped out of the bushes (where I wasn't hiding just for the record) and scared both of the sissies.

"What do you think you're doing," Videl snapped at innocent me.

"Gohan run while she's distracted," I yelled, but he just shook his head and stood there.

"Goten go back to whatever you were doing," Gohan responds to my heroic attempts.

"Ten-four brother." I grabbed Videl's knees making her collapse onto the ground but the monster took me with her. "I have you know succubus!"

"What did you call me," Videl said grabbing me by the hair.

"I said ma'am."

"Goten please go," Gohan said taking me from Videl's clutches. He stared at me and shook his head again.

"I'm leaving. I'll see you tomorrow," Videl said walking away.

When Videl was out of sight Gohan dropped me on the ground. He started to walk back to the house and I followed close behind him. "So what were you doing?"

"What were you doing," Gohan snapped.

"Spy- I mean playing. Okay this is how it went: I got up this morning, said hello to the sun and the world, went to get my breakfast, which wasn't there, so I decided to go play with dad. When I knocked on the door he told me to go outside. Hey, I'm gonna listen to that because no breakfast, door closed, and dad telling me to go play is a-"

We continued together, "Red flag."

"Yes," I said, "Then I heard you and decided to save you from 'IT'. Is that what you were doing Gohan, was it 'IT'?"

"What! No."

"Pansy."

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Goten you don't need to attack Videl every time you see her."

"Dad doesn't need to 'attack' mom but he does."

"Never mind," Gohan sighed.

"Gohan, You just need to get laid."

"What! Goten, you're seven why are you talking about this?"

"Don't make excuses, everyone knows you want on Videl."

"Goten!"

"What?"

Gohan sighed and shook his head. When we got to the house there was breakfast on the table waiting for us. Dad was already there, of course, hogging all the food. So I decided to fight him for the breakfast that came to late. After fighting dad I told him that Gohan wanted on Videl.

"Is it true Gohan," Dad said.

"No!"

"Well then why do you keep her around," I defended my theory, "You can't possibly like talking to her, she's a girl."

"Goten," mom yelled, "Stop talking like that. Goku don't talk like that to Gohan."

"Mom he's asking a simple question. Gohan just admit you want on Videl so dad can tell you how to get on her."

"I can," Dad said but we'll ignore him for a while since we only talk about him when he says important things, which is rare.

"Shut up," Gohan mumbled.

"Goten enough," mom said.

"Fine, let's take this man talk to the living room. Come on dad. Oh, Gohan you have to come to."

"Ha Ha," Gohan rolled his eyes.

A/N tell me what you think and I will continue. I need to write something stupid so I won't be so stressed and I really wanted to put something like this up.