Hello everyone!

Welcome to the very first chapter of "THE IDIOTS". A word of advice: Don't go by the name; the story has everything you would have ever imagined in a NARUxSAKU tale..haha..here we go!

Year 2050

City...leaf city

State... Konohara

Country...Ninja land of eternity

The city's most hated and most talented ninja; Naruto uzumaki was lying in his bed, His head hurting from last night's hangover…..A hangover from drinking 5 bottles of wine.

"Oh god…." He said, Yawning "Ummm… I slept too late..Maybe I should drink less nowadays..."

"NAHHHHH!"

Saying this he opened his window…Greeted by the amazing view of flying mechanical dragons…..

"Hiya Mr. uzumaki….here's your morning paper!" A dwarf like creature seemed like he was waiting for quite a while.

"Hey bobo...Good morning...You had to wait longer than usual, didn't you?" Naruto greeted the dwarf as he took out the sheets from his bed.

"No problem sir... I just distributed all the papers and then came to you..I knew you would be asleep..." The dwarf said in a flattering tone, handing Naruto the electronic news paper.

"Hmmm... Thanks bobo…But how many times do I have to tell you I don't like the Tailed chronicle's?" Naruto said, Glancing at the headlines, which had a beautiful female reporting the news from around the world.

"Oh come on Mr. uzumaki…You and I both know you take the e-paper for the hot females who regularly flaunt the headlines…You have nothing to do with the news…." Bobo grinned.

Naruto gave him an angry look. "That's it…you can leave" He said.

"But…But…" Bobo protested.

Naruto closed the door after shoving the dwarf out of his small house….

"Hmmmm…let's see what tasks do I have today…Better start preparing..Can't make Tsunade angry…." Naruto thought as he moved towards the washroom, throwing the e-paper on the bed.

Later…..

"Hey Jjiraya sensei…." Cried naruto as he saw one of his favourite teachers walking towards the Mall.

"Hmmm….. Oh! Hey Naruto! How are you? Looks like you didn't have a good night's sleep yesterday...am I right?" Jiraya greeted him as he saw Naruto walking towards him.

"Um...well...yeah I sort of had a strange dream…hehe" Naruto lied through his teeth. "Anyway….. Is there any work for me today?"

"Well you should ask Tsunade…After all She's the boss!"

"Well then….O.K.! Bye! See you later!" Shouted Naruto as he dashed out of Jiraya's sight.

"Okay!" Jiraya waved his hand, watching Naruto running out."I'll teach him a lesson someday for drinking so much alcohol…" Jiraya thought as He tossed some groceries into his basket.

Naruto came out of Tsunade's office, with the discovery that there was no work for him today…

"Hmmm… I wonder what I should do… It's a fourth Saturday holiday….."

Suddenly his eyes went up to a giant billboard hanging up there on top of a restaurant which was empty…..Or, it wasn't occupied completely…

"Hehehehehe" "Time to have some fun" He smiled mischievously.

He went inside the bar and waited till the bar was completely empty…There was something special and someone great was coming…

"Hey waiter!" He shouted.

The waiters, all of them turned at once, recognizing the voice that could bring the very clouds down…..

"What the hell is he doing here?"

"Who let him in?"

"What does he want?

"WAITERRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

He shouted this time, shaking the very walls of the giant restaurant.

"Hurry! If someone doesn't attend him, He will complain to Tsunade and remember what happened last time?" The head waiter told them.

"Wai…"

Before naruto could shout again, He noticed that a waiter was already there, awaiting his order "Oh...so you are here….Where the hell were you? I saw you talking to your friends and not listening to me…..Tell me what's your name...I will complain it to grandma….."

Naruto yelled like a 5 year old.

"I am really sorry sir…actually we have a very special guest today and I was just discussing how to prepare what She has ordered today for herself…."

"Hmmmm….. Special Guest .His ears stood up at the mention of the word guest..."Must be some high class, low brain V.I.P" Naruto thought.

"Hmmmm….Tell me what has He ordered" Naruto demanded.

"Actually sir it is She not He... hehehe" The waiter gave a fake laugh as he tried to control his irritation.

Hm...his ears stood up again "o.k. tell me what has SHE ordered?" He again asked.

"Well….." The waiter hesitated

"Well?" Naruto questioned him…

"Well...She—ah...…." Finally, the waiter decided to let it go and so he began…

"She is coming with Her friends and has ordered a Russian red wine and a specially barbequed turkey with less oil…

"Hmmmmm.." Naruto thought for a moment before something struck his mind…

"Wait! What did you say? Russian red wine...am I right?"

"Yes sir" The waiter replied, nervously.

"What can be the age of the person who is drinking it?" Naruto questioned the waiter.

The waiter hesitated "Must be around 18-19, sir…but why?"

"Hmmmm….did you get the wine denatured?" Naruto again questioned him.

"No sir…But why are you asking these questions?" The waiter was afraid of Naruto, now.

Naruto just laughed "Because my friend, This is RRW we are talking about…Remember, what happens after a person drinks a non denatured RRW and immediately after that has some meal?"

And then the waiter remembered, and his expression was like he just had remembered memories from his past life.

"Sir….Sir! please help us Sir… We had no idea… We just ordered the wine in a hurry…..Now when we have ordered RRW without denaturizing it, we can get into trouble. But, we also have strict orders that whatever She orders, we will have to follow…I am afraid that she will sue us dry and our owner will kick us out of the job…" The waiter got utterly afraid.

"Don't worry…Tell her that I drank it all.." Naruto said.

"But sir…" The waiter hesitated."Do as I say…She must be ordering RRW for the first time, otherwise, she would have told you to get it denatured."

"O.k. sir…Thank you so much…" The waiters face was flush with appreciation.

"Waiter!"

Suddenly a feminine voice echoed throughout the hotel and the waiters rushed

"Damn it ! She's here already and we don't even know"

Sensing the hoopla Naruto and sat down on a couch just a few distances away from…..

When He saw Her his breath was caught in his throat…..

She was Ino Yamasaki!

City's hottest, Idol of many girls, college and school topper, no. 1 medic nin in the making and what not?

But Naruto only found her …okay…. like he did to most other girls, because he really had no interest in them.

Sitting next to her was Sakura haruno….

She was the next hottest thing in the city, with her unusually beautifully pink locks, and a wide forehead and emerald green orbs….

"So…do you like the place ino?" Sakura asked her best friend.

"Yeah…it's great…but who is that? He doesn't look like a waiter to me…" Ino said

The girls, all of them suddenly noticed the appearance of a blond handsome boy sitting next to them on the couch…

He was handsome to everyone, ….

Except for…

Sakura grabbed the collar of a waiter and hissed in his ear….

"What the hell?! I told you that I am booking this restaurant for my friends! I reserved it specially for my girls…What's that boy doing here!?"

"I am sorry ma'm.. he's a very ..what should I say.. a very troublesome boy"…

"Well then…. GET HIM OUT OF HERE!" She almost screamed.

Naruto, listening everything, just smiled.

"He won't go that easily madam…But trust me, he won't cause you any trouble, he's good hearted…" The waiter defended Naruto.

"This is bad…But anyways…Get lost before I decide to sue you dry…" Sakura slammed her forehead.

After a while…..

"Waiter!...Bring me the wine…." Sakura ordered.

The waiter, with shaking hands, soon filled glasses of wine with a simple wine, waiting for the result of his doings.

"Are you okay?" Ino asked the waiter.

"Yes maa'm…just a little nervous..hehe" the waiter laughed, making Sakura angry.

"Look…you better not be doing anything stupid…coz if you do so, I will surely sue you people so hard that you will think twice before…." She was cut short.

"C'mon Sakura…let it go…Enjoy the party" Ino said.

As soon as Ino took the first sip, She said "Geez Sakura...You know I drink only Russian red wine….Didn't you tell them?"

Sakura, unknown to the taste of Russian red wine ,was astonished at this revelation.

"WHAT?" Sakura shouted.

Angry to the core, Sakura stood up, and grabbed the collar of the waiter.

"You are proving to be an asshole now…I specifically told you to get me RRW..And you bring me this shit…Tell me why…Tell me before I beat you to death and sue this shithole place dry…" Sakura calmly told him, her voice as cold as ice.

Frightened, the waiter told her what Naruto had told him to tell.

"That's more than enough! First he takes a place without reservation, then also takes away my red wine...Who the hell does he think he is?"

Saying this She stomped her high hills on the floor and marched towards him.

"Hey you there...Who the hell do you think you are?" Sakura Asked him ,hands on her waist.

"Hi! Want to have some ramen? It is the best in here!" Naruto Happily said.

"I said what the hell do you think of yourself? How dare you take a place here?...Added to that, you even took away my wine?"

Naruto continued eating, Ignoring her words.

Irritated, sakura threw a kick at his bowl of ramen which landed on a faraway couch.

"Hey! You should have let me finish!" Naruto whined.

Sakura just grabbed his collar and made him stood up…

"Listen you douche! Do you know who are you messing with?

Both of them had their faces close to each other, which made naruto notice her features.

"Umm...would like to leave my collar, standing so close to you makes me want to kiss you…" He teased Her.…

"Sakura's rage went up to 7th sky.

"You twisted pervert! Idiot…you know what are you saying? You know who I am...? I am Sakura haruno...Konoha's international rock star...I cannot lay my mouth on a whisker head like you…How dare you even imagine to kiss me? I won't lay my lips on a dork like you" She yelled.

Ino's ear stood up when She heard the word "whiskers".

"Did She just say whiskers?" She asked an equally terrified Temari

"Yes…Is he…." And she turned her head towards ino, who did the same.

"ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME YOU IDIOT! IAM NOT THE KIND OF GIRL THAT BASTARDS LIKE YOU CAN LAY HANDS ON! IF YOU DON'T KNOW, I AM NOT ONLY A SINGER BUT AM ALSO A HOTHEADED NINJA…SO DON'T THINK THAT YOU WILL BE GETTING AWAY SO EASILY!" Sakura became more irritated when She saw naruto just smiling at her.

"Hurry someone stop her before the boy gets mad.." Tenten said.

"NO! Wait…" Ino said, a smile forming on her lips.

"What?" Asked Tsemari, confused.

"I think Sakura has found her match today…. if someone else had been there, he would have fled, but that boy, He sure is something, standing there with his oh so sexy smile. Let us sit back and enjoy...I have a feeling that this is going to be interesting" She crossed her legs and started to sip the wine, which, surprisingly tasted good to her.

The waiters had already fled knowing the consequences.

"Hm...what did you say...You are a singer? Well I never heard a song in that obnoxious voice…" Naruto said, smiling.

"WHAT! I HAVE AN OBNOXIOUS VOICE! MY VOICE IS OBNOXIOUS!YOU MORON YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT MUSIC IT SEEMS! YOU KNOW MY ALBUM IS THE HOTTEST SELLING THING IN THE UNIVERSE! AND I AM JUST 19! I AM THERE WHERE PEOPLE TAKE YEARS TO BE!" Sakura was continuously screaming. With each passing moment, Her anger was rising.

"That' why they say that music has lost it's feel…There are singers like you who take out their anger on the mike and people think they are singing..And then there is a hit song…Whew man! Beethoven must be tossing and turning in his grave.!" Naruto mocked her.

Sakura's face was like a volcano which was on the verge of exploding ….But she calmed herself down….

"arghhhhhh….you have completely ruined my party and my mood…..I don't know from what kind of family you belong .I don't think that you should be here….With your dirty cloth's and ragged bag ,I don't think your parents must be having the money to allow you here...Tell me, am I right.?"

Naruto took time to register what She was saying…..

Then the word's sunk in…

Then the smile disappeared slowly….

And then his face was down…

"Ha! So I was right.! You are here against your parent's wish!…..Tell me, are you a vandal or something? Maybe a robber? Or a fraud?."

Suddenly ino realized that the fun had just grown dark and her eyes widened…..

"Quick go stop them tema! The fun's over!'.

"Yeah right….." She went in the direction where the two were arguing.

"Now I should complain about you to the hokage….maybe she…."

She was cut short by Temari who grabbed her arm and dragged her outside….

Naruto just stood there , tears forming in his eye's …

"I don't think your parents must be having the money to allow you here...tell me, am I right?"

"Tell me are you a vandal or something? Maybe a robber? Or a fraud?"…

'What the hell temari!' Sakura said as they all came far away onto the streets.

"Sakura…" Said ino holding her shoulder.

"Do …you….know…who…that…was …?" She asked Sakura.

"What? Who was he? Some damned poor idiot ruining the name of other good poor people?"

"He was….The fox…The fox boy..The kyuubi…" Ino told her with Shaking voice.

Sakura's eyes narrowed thinking about the word that She just said…..

Then her eyes widened and She blurted out "WHAT!"

"Shit! You could have at least stopped me…..Not that I would have stopped fighting with him but would not have said those hurtful things to him" Sakura told them in calm voice.

"Anyways...I am not sorry for what I said….He deserved that much at least…."

"Sa...sa...Sakura…." A terrified temari poked her in the ribs….

"WHAT!" Sakura shouted. She didn't like anyone poking her

"I…..i think you…you must…be s…so..sorrry no..now…." Her voice staggered. She said as She saw a very furious Naruto marching towards them from an opposite direction…