(don't own jesus, no flames)

"Can I hav a niced coffee with 2 splendas please?" I aksed the boy at the register.

"SUre. Anything else?" he asked at response.

"No thanks. im good." I watched him go into the back to prepare my cool drink. As i moved to the pikc-up area, I heard someone in the back cry out.

"God damit! What did you do?" I almost fell over in ekstacy. God. Such a beautiful name I. took a seat on the chair and took a deep breath. "Gotta keep your cool here." I told myself. It'a not even 8:35 yet. Te boy came out with my drink and said

"here you go" he said. I thanked him and left the café. I was going to go to work, but now I am going to go to home. I can;t be out in public, not after hearing that glorius name. As i slammed the door shut behind me and locked the door, i nearly collapsed. Breathing heavily, i made my way to my bed. I csllapsed face first on the matress and stared at the cieling. i took out my bible and sifted thru the pages to find my favorite verse."And thou shalt take thsi rod in thine hand, wherewith thou shalt do wonders." (Exidus 4:17) I shuddered and my pants began t orise. I stared down at the grouing bulse in my trowsers.

"fuck" i said,as I pullled out my itching cocks. i could feel the semen swishing aound in my balls like fish in the deqd sea,. i began to stroke my mest rod furiosly while reading that passage over nad ovefr again. i finally reached my climax, like the climax of a well written bible story. i noticd wih horror that som of my seamen had gotten on the holy book.

"oh shit." i whispered. at this moment, the ground began two shake. suddenly, A blindingly lighte filled the room. suddenly there was jesus standing, athe food of my bed. i saw that he was completely nudes. "YOU HAVE COMMITED THE ULTIMATE SIN MY CHILD!" his booming voice boomed. i turned over on my side and began to cry. "fOR THIS YOU MUST VE PUNISHED"

Suddeny i was filiped onto my back, my back was in a puddle of my jizz. jesus was stadning voer me, glaring with intesne lust at my ass. He flipped me again, my face lading this time in the puddle, my tears mixign with the cum. and some of it in my hair as also. i was so frightened, and yet so ready, that i pissed myself in both fear and joy; jesus used my piss to lubricate his rigteous rod. i silently pray that my anus would be pleasing to the lord. his throbbing cock pushed deep into me rectum, and i gasped loudly. he began pistoning in and out of my body, and i lost all sensation except pain and suffering. it hurt so badly, but i take it for my savior. soon, i felt his pole begin to pulsate even more. felt his holey hands (get it becaus he has nail holes) on my ass cheeks, squeezing them together to increaase his pleasure and mine as well. suddnely he came. i Felt my lower body filling with his holy seed, and cried out and but we cried together. he pulled his rapidly softening penis out of my anal cavity. "I hope you learned yur lesson young child." he says to me between heavy breaths. and like that he was gone. I fell asleep from exhaustion, but i was happy. I can't wait for him to cum again.

~~Le End~~

AN: Pl0x don't ban or jesus will come and save you from ur sins. 3 xoxoxoxoxo~~~~~~~~