Alright I'm finally back of my own accord.
I've edited each of the chapters getting out speeling mistakes and the like...and tweaking some of the dialogue a bit.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of Naruto...never have, never will
Train Wreck
Chapter 1 Sleeping
"You still have the dreams don't you?" asked the psychiatrist nonchalantly; staring down at the ebony haired young man lying on his couch.
"There less frequent now but they're still the same…" he answered looking up at the ceiling calmly.
The doctor sighed running his pale hands through his spiky red hair; his patient had been coming to see him for a year now on the recommendation from the doctor's older brother and the man's nightmares and delusions hadn't changed, he'd even tried hypnosis but that had only worsened it, he knew what the causes were but that didn't help in treating it and he was starting to think that medication was the only option left for the man to live a reasonably normal life.
"…I keep on getting the feeling that I'm forgetting something…something important…" the patient said softly and rubbed his eyes before sitting up on the leather couch, that he'd lying on for the past hour, and slowly stood up.
"Don't worry about it… it'll come to you eventually, there is no use obsessing over it or you'll end up in Dr. Katsuya's care again" he told him sternly, putting the folder he'd been reading back down on his desk.
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Neji ran up the stairs Shikamaru had said he'd be down for breakfast ten minutes ago.
'Lazy bastard's probably gone back to sleep again, damn it!" he thought angrily slamming the door to Shikamaru's bedroom open.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING KNOCK NEJI!" Shikamaru lay screaming on the ground shirtless with his pants around his knees, he'd fallen over while getting dressed.
"God…so how many times so far?" the brunette asked massaging his temples and helped him up, pulling up his pants at the same time so he didn't fall over again.
"6…" he sighed, sitting down on his bed and brushed his black hair out of his eyes "Uh…pass me my shirt will ya?"
Neji picked up the black button up shirt up off the floor and threw it at Shikamaru "Since when did I go from agent to mother?" he complained grimacing at the state of the room near Shikamaru's wardrobe.
"About the time I gave and you your family a large amount of money" Shikamaru groaned fiddling with the buttons of his shirt with no success. Neji sat down next to him only to pull back at the smell the other man's breath.
"Damn Shikamaru you've been drinking again haven't you?" he growled going back to the task of getting his client dressed.
"Yes…I mean no…no I haven't…" Shikamaru tried to lie.
"You know you have a press conference this afternoon…" Neji reminded him 'God!...Just think about the money Neji think about the money…gah no money's worth having to baby sit him!' Neji's eye twitched as he debated with himself why he even agreed to become Shikamaru's agent.
"…Yeah…Ino's gonna be there as well…" he sighed shaking his head "Why did it have to be that troublesome bimbo"
"Wow Shikamaru you only called her a bimbo this time" Neji questioned.
"Well I'd call her something else but there's a lady present" he said smirking, only to have Neji punch him, "Ow…"
"Why can't you ever be sober once in your life?" Neji pleaded hanging his head.
"Heh…you wouldn't like me when I'm sober Neji" Shikamaru joked and even though he was joking now they both knew it was true...
