[] I'm not sure why I'm writing this.. O_o; In fact, I'm not sure what I'm writing. I just wanted to write a one shot. So.. Lets make words! []

Megatron stared blankly at his computer screen. The Autobot's brats had found someway to send the Tyrant 'emails'. Of course at first he had ignored them, seeing as it would be a waste of time to read such a thing. Although, some of his men had also started to receive emails from the kids as well. It intrigued the leader, why would want to come into contact with the 'Cons?

Megatron started off with Demolisher. He had received an email from Rad.

"Demolisher, what was in the message that brat sent you?"

Demolisher shrugged. "Some sort of footage clip, sir."

"Show me."

Demolisher brought up the email, entering the link he had been given in the message.

Old Godzilla was hopping around

Tokyo City like a big playground

When suddenly Batman burst from the shade

And hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade

Godzilla got pissed and began to attack

But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq

Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fu

When Aaron Carter came out of the blue

And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal

Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile

But before it could make it back to the Batcave

Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave

And took an AK-47 out from under his hat

And blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat

But he ran out of bullets and he ran away

Because Optimus Prime came to save the day.

Megatron blinked several times, the animation of The Ultimate Showdown played across Demonlisher's computer. The poorly animated cartoon made no sense to the Leader, although he felt a pang of jealousy when Optimus was mentioned in the song.

"That's enough.." Megatron sighed leaving his soldier.

Next he visited Cyclonus, whom was sleeping soundly on his berth. Megatron send a swift kick to the lazy helicopter to wake him up.

"Cyclonus you imbecile! Wake up this instant!" Megatron shouted. The orange colored mech woke with a start, giving his leader a sheepish grin.

"What is it Lord Megatron?"

"Show me the message you received from the brat."

Cyclonus scratched his head. "If you say so." He wandered over to his computer, switched it on and opened the link he had received from Carlos.

Remember when you ran away and

I got on my knees and begged you not to

leave because I'd go berserk?

Well...

You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse…

and now you see

I've gone completely out of my mind.. And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa

To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be

happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're

coming to take me away, ha-haaa!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said

that loosing you would make me flip my lid.. RIGHT?

I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and

laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad...

Somehow Megatron saw a similarity between his soldier and the song. Lyrics danced across his screen, Cyclonus actually laughed along with the song. That manically high pitched laugh he had come to hate with every fiber of his being.

"QUIET!" Megatron boomed, kicking Cyclonus in the aft before leaving. Cyclonus whined, and ended up laughing again.

Surrounded by idiots… Megatron thought.

Now on his hunt he would visit his second in command, Starscream. The seeker was tinkering with something in his room, paying no mind to the Tyrant that had just entered from behind him.

"What is it, Megatron?" Starscream asked in a casual tone, almost annoyed.

"Show me the email you had gotten from the Autobot's brat."

Starscream stiffened.

"Why is this necessary?" Starscream tried to stay passive.

Megatron had noticed his quick switch in tones.

"Oh, just curious. Hadn't you received one from that femme? What was her name.. Ah, Alexis."

"Yes.. What of it?"

"Show me, Starscream."

The seeker grumbled bringing up the link he was given through the email. He paused, hesitating to play the video.

"Oh for Primus' sake." Megatron shoved Starscream aside and played the song.

Nice legs, Daisy dukes,

Makes a man go whoo-whoo

That's the way they all come through

Like whoo-whoo whoo-whoo

Low-cut, see-through shirts That make you whoo-whoo

That's the way she come through

Like whoo-whoo whoo-whoo(Cause I)

Just set them up Just set them up

Just set them up

To knock them down(Cause I)

Just set them up Just set them up

Just set them up

To knock them down

I think I should know how

To make love to something innocent

Without leaving my fingerprints out, now

L-O-V-E's just another word

I'll never learn to pronounce

How do I say I'm sorry

'Cause the word is

Never gonna come out now

L-O-V-E's just another word

I'll never learn to pronounce

If Starscream could blush he'd be as red as a tomato. He had asked Alexis to send him one of her favorite songs. Of course, he hadn't counted on Megatron sticking his nose where it didn't belong. It also didn't help that the song was rather provocative, and Megatron was already suspicious of the seeker and the human.

"That's.. Quite interesting." Megatron commented aloud. "I wonder what the three have sent me.." He wandered out of Starscream's room to his own quarters.

The tyrant sat at his computer, reading the email that the three had sent Megatron.

The email read: "Hey Megatron! This is from all of us, hope you like it (:" Megatron scoffed at the formalities the kids used. He opened the link that was given in the email and waited.

We're no strangers to love

You know the rules and so do I

A full commitment's what I'm thinking of

You wouldn't get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling

Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you,

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye,

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

Never gonna give you up,

Never gonna let you down,

Never gonna run around and desert you,

Never gonna make you cry,

Never gonna say goodbye,

Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

"No…" Megatron whispered, hearing the song play. This was no normal song, no innocence in it. Not at all. A brutal, terrible, evil thing to do. The Tyrant stood from his chair and walked to the his window. Staring down he saw Earth. The place where those kids, had Rick Roll'd Megatron the Leader of the Decepticons.

"This will not go unpunished…"

[] Look! I got words! LOLOLLO This is my favorite one-shot by far. XD! []